I told her thats dirt cheap
It just happened. I'm evolving
It blew him away.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
I offered to show her my mentos.
if he'd lettuce
They truly were ahead of their time
"It's not rock. It science."
They are truly without parallel
It blew my mind
There are now over a million subs for this silly, corny, beautiful feed of dad jokes.
Link to PROOF: http://imgur.com/ksprvA1
A million subs is a big number.
If we put a million subs end to end, we'd be able to reach a very small part of the way around the Earth... Double that if they were foot long subs, and we'd make it all the way around and more if they were the kind of subs that go under water.
That's why I'm amazed.
Well done everyone on being amazing dads with amazing dad jokes. No matter what kind of dad you are - inside or outside expected dad norms - keep the world laughing and shaking their head.
(I'll keep this stickied for a short period of communal celebration and then go back to the shadows as normal. Keep doing you, dads.)
“Pop” goes the weasel
Others still don't understand the gravity of the situation.
No one ever told me life was gonna be this way.
They’re remarkable.
The breadmaker replies "Yeah she truly is a rye or die kinda gal!"
But deep down I knew she had it in her.
They were in mint condition.
They were using cutting edge technology.
