All My Ex's Live in Texas Puns

A list of puns related to "All My Ex's Live in Texas"

With the recent oppressively cold weather, my Girlfriend suggested we move south

Me: I can't take this winter anymore! GF: Let's move to Texas Me: Let's...Well on second thought, we shouldn't. GF: Why not? Me: Because, all my ex' live in Texas

It got a solid laugh...and a little I hate you.

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