I don’t know guys. To me it’s just not as good as [generic classic rock band this subreddit circlejerks over] Why does no one make good music anymore? It’s all autotuned trash. I hate rap.

Btw, I think that eminem, NF, Logic, and Tom MacDonald are all great somehow. (There’s absolutely no specific reason I could possibly be saying this.)

Edit 1: Holy shit you guys this post is ironic. Stop taking it seriously.

Edit 2: If one more of you STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS KEEPS COMMENTING THINKING I’M BEING SERIOUS, I’M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT. IT’A A JOKE.

It's a real missle-aimy.

#Toronto Maple Leafs (22-8-2) at Colorado Avalanche (20-8-2)

#Ball Arena

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I grew up with a single mother.

My father was in the picture, kind of, but for the most part it was just me and her.

She was a senior in high school when she had me, and she worked three jobs to support us- we would wake up around 4:30 AM and go to her first job, where she printed newspapers. In the afternoons, she would paint the railings on the balconies of local dorms on our town's college campus. And at night, she worked the overnight shift at McDonald's- the only job she never took me to.

She went back to school when I started kindergarten, on a full-ride scholarship that required her to maintain a 3.7 GPA, and somehow she did. For YEARS she balanced all three jobs, her GPA, and raised me- and she ended up graduating on time, at the top of her class.

After she graduated she got a job that paid really well, but during those years we were broke. I was always aware of our situation and saw how hard she was working and it never bothered me, but point being, there was a period of a little over 3 weeks where every single night for dinner we had Kraft mac & cheese because that's all we could afford. One box, every night, for 22 days.

It's been years since then and I am fully grown and moved out.

Today she called me, and as soon as I answered I could hear her tears. She told me her "daily task" for the day was to clean out her pantry, so she took everything out to deep clean the shelves and realized her groceries, overflowed her counter tops. She said she had groceries covering every square inch of counter space and she had to start putting them on the floor, and that's where she collapsed into a pile of tears because she was so overwhelmingly grateful.

She asked me if I remembered the mac & cheese. I told her of course, and we talked about how it's still our go-to comfort food and we reminisced some more about our good ol' days before hanging up.

And right when we hung up I burst into tears because I am just so proud of her.

She poured every inch of herself into raising me and giving me the best life she could- and here she is, years later, still reaping the rewards and I am still in awe of her humbleness and gratefulness over the small things and I just have to get this off my chest because I always knew I lucked out in the mom department- she is, and always has been, Superwoman to me.

But it's moments like this where it just hits me a little more and I know I said it already, but I'll say it again and again and again and again.

I am

When Old MacDonald had a farm, the doctors nearly died!

Winnipeg Jets (16-11-5, 5th Central) @ Colorado Avalanche (19-8-2, 3rd Central)

Ball Arena, Denver CO

##Projected Lines

Injured/IR:

• Colorado Avalanche: F Stefan Matteau, D Jacob MacDonald, F Valeri Nichushkin, D Jack Johnson
• Winnipeg Jets: F Bryan Little (LTIR), F Blake Wheeler (LTIR, knee), F David Gustafsson, D Dylan DeMelo (COVID protocol), F Jansen Harkins (COVID protocol), G Arvid Holm (COVID protocol), F Paul Stastny (game-time decision)

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Watch: TSN3 with Dennis Beyak and Kevin Sawyer; find a stream at Sportsurge

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Yesterday my friend Ryan had to work, I was off work so he asked if I'd mind watching his kids for the day since they have this week off school. Now for the most part his kids ( Andy10M and Mary 7F) are good kids and I've hung out with all of them before. So I said sure. I was told by Ryan that Andy will only eat chicken tenders, mac and cheese, hot dogs and pbj.

We watched some movies, played wii, and I took them out to eat for lunch. Then Andy (10m) kept telling me "we need to go to McDonald's to get my tenders ". I said that the restaurant we were going to had really good chicken tenders (they do). Besides I didn't want to be one of those people that brings outside food to a restaurant.

Well we get to the restaurant and Andy keeps saying that he doesn't want to eat there, he wants McDonald's. Long story short, Mary had a burger and ate it all, I ordered Andy some tenders and he refused to try them, so I took the leftovers with us to give to Ryan.

When Ryan picked them up later Andy told him that he was hungry and hadn't eaten since before lunch (we had some snacks).Ryan asked me why I didn't feed them lunch. I said I took them out to eat and Mary said "yep I had a burger ". Andy told him that he didn't like the tenders at that restaurant so didn't eat them and I wouldn't get him McDonald's, so he didn't eat lunch.

Ryan said he told me Andy is a picky eater and I should have just gotten McDonald's for him instead of forcing him to starve. I shouldn't be trying to force his kid to eat stuff.

On one had I see Ryan's point, but at the same time he can't honestly expect people to drive all over getting different food OR have to eat McDonald's whenever they watch his kids.

AITA

ETA : since multiple people have said I should've made him a PBJ.

I couldn't make him a PBJ (well I technically COULD) but earlier in the day day I offered to make him pbj for a snack, but he only likes grape jelly, and I had Strawberry. I don't have mac and cheese because I'm lactose intolerant.

#Game Overview

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####Other:

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• Honrqvist Skate To Midsection

• Jacob MacDonald Is Unconcious

• G Bombs A Dude

• When The Enema Hits Just Right

• Every Tiny Item

• EJ!!!!!!!

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Welcome to the week 15 Official r/NFL Power Rankings! With an easy win over the Cardinals, did Detroit luck out or does Goff see red every time he...sees red? Did the Packers earn a close win, or like the Rams/Seahawks, did the refs tarnish yet another outcome? Discuss! 31/32 reporting.

Do your worst!

So, basically, I just got kicked out of my dad's house. My sister came out as lgbt and because I was already out they accused me of 'corrupting her' despite the fact I was only visiting for the holidays. I was going to leave soon to see my other family but my dad decided since I was such a bad influence that I'd have to leave this instant.

Well, don't have a car, flew out here, rest of my family is 5 hours away. Luckily my family in the other state was like okay we're coming to get you immediately because this is absurd.

I feel like shit and don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive my dad for the things he called me. He's deeply religious and called me Judas and spawn of satan.

And after I had already left his house with my stuff he texted me and said he loved me...

Yeah, because when you love your kid, you kick them onto the street at 10pm the day after Christmas.

I'm safe, so don't worry about that, I just needed to vent. I really honestly thought my father had grown since I came out a decade ago, but he truly showed his real colours tonight. I guess, how many chances for family is too many?

I went no contact for like 4 years and it was honestly the most peaceful years of my life. My step-mom convinced me he changed and this holiday season was a test to see if it was true.

I'm seriously thinking of going back to no-contact. Love to hear opinions/advice because man tonight sucked.

Edit: Thanks everyone who helped distract me, ya'll have been a pleasure to talk with and helped make something, at least one part of tonight positive. My family from out of state are almost here to pick me up so I'll very shortly not be living at MacDonalds :D Also shout out to McDs, ya'll were very kind in letting me crash here for 5 hours!

His personal bodyguard sees him and shouts “Mickey Mouse”. This startles the assassin and he runs off in the other direction. Trump turns to his bodyguard and says “ Thank you, but why did you yell Mickey Mouse” The bodyguard replies “Sorry Sir, I meant to say Donald, Duck.”

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

This is a very odd and very specific request, I know, but I'm looking for the closest thing to a Big Mac in the Valley without buying an actual Big Mac. (I swore off McDonald's years ago for a variety of reasons - some personal, some ethical)

I'm hoping to find a knock-off version served by a local restaurant that's as close to the real thing as possible. Example: Green Restaurant sells a vegan version called the "Big Wac" but doesn't taste the same.

Each year, McDonald’s buys as much as 1.9bn lb of beef that it packs into patties for millions of Happy Meals, Quarter Pounders, Big Macs, Triple Cheeseburgers and other popular beefy sandwiches served across the globe.

The staggering volume of meat requires the company and its suppliers to slaughter north of 7 million cattle, according to some estimations, and that comes at a steep cost to the environment: McDonald’s more than 53m metric tons of greenhouse gas produced in 2020 exceeds several European nations’ emissions.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/dec/10/mcdonalds-emissions-beef-burgers

Just thought I’d share this small hack/tip for those of you on a budget like me 🙂 If you ever want a small treat at a fast food place, I highly recommend downloading that place’s app. McDonald’s has some of the best deals through their app: For example many days you can get a free Crispy Chicken Deluxe with any purchase of $1+. Sodas are $1, so you can get a soda and a $5 chicken sandwich for just $1! Other days there are deals like get a free Big Mac with any purchase of $1. Or $1 any size fries.

Another tip I have is to use multiple phones if possible (i.e. borrow a spouse’s/partner’s phone or your kids phone) and make an account in their name. That’s twice the deals! I just used this “hack” last night to snag my wife and I two Whoppers for 74c! (They had a deal 37c Whoppers, limit 1 per account, so I made my wife an account, and got 2 Whoppers for dirt cheap!). Tonight, 3 of my kids wanted McDonalds for dinner. One kid usually gets 2 McDoubles. The other two kids split a 20 pc Nugget and they all wanted fries. I used 2 phones and got 2 deals: one was 2 large fries with a 20 pc Nugget and another deal was a free Crispy Chicken sandwich with purchase (which I got the sandwich for myself). So I fed 4 of us for $9, not bad!

EDIT: There are still idiots commenting that apparently don’t know how to read my post lol. 1.) I’m not advocating you eat junk everyday or often; this is a hack for the occasional treat. Many of us enjoy the occasional fast food meal and/or have kids that enjoy it and it’s a treat to them (I got 4 kids). 2.) Yes I know you can prepare a healthy meal for less than $9, that’s not the point of this post. We do cook most nights, but again, my wife and I work and we have 4 kids; we get tired sometimes like normal humans and sometimes want to grab fast food just because it’s easier and/or we wanna treat our kids.

Avoid the McDonald's at 4849 McKnight Road. Reasons:

-Personal advice from 2 of the employees saying that the lettuce used on their Chicken and Big Mac sandwiches are past expiration date and routinely have to be 'cleaned' of the liquefied lettuce.

-Several people (including my mother) that have eaten from there in the past month have all become sick, some becoming violently ill.

-The sweet tea containers are routinely found to have floating 'masses' that resemble a 'mother' found in vinegar.

-Discoloured cheese has been noted by several who have eaten from there.

-Food is stored at improper temperatures and is not brought up to proper condition and temperature when cooked.

-Several examples of their French fries have an unwelcoming sweet taste and softer than usual texture when biting into them.

-Often the final total amount due is different from the screen and what is totaled at the window.

Let me know if any or you have had any negative occurrences at this location, or any other locations, both McDonald's and otherwise. Thank you for reading through this.

Please note: Personal experiences and facts gained and presented here have been submitted and requested to remain anonymous as to protect their identities.

Pilot on me!!

##What?

• Original Megathread - Blackhawks announce results of investigation into their handling of the Bradley Aldrich sexual abuse scandal
• Rick Westhead, TSN - Tonight on SportsCentre we're joined by John Doe, the former Blackhawks player at the centre of the team's sexual abuse scandal. He has asked us to reveal his identity and you will hear him speak his truth. It's a privilege to offer a platform to someone with such courage. - Thread
  • Rick Westhead - For those outside Canada, we will post the interview with John Doe on http://TSN.ca shortly after 6 pm EST.
• TSN - Kyle Beach: John Doe - Thread

##News

• Beach Interview
  • Ben Pope - Kyle Beach: "There is no way Joel Quenneville can deny knowing it." - Thread
  • Chris Johnston - Kyle Beach on the 2010 Blackhawks: "Word spread pretty quick. I do believe that everybody in that locker-room knew about it because the [homophobic] comments [towards Beach] were made in the locker-room, they were made on the ice, they were made around the arena." - Thread
  • David Pagnotta - According to Kyle Beach, NHLPA Executive Director Don Fehr (and at least one other member of the NHLPA) were made aware of Brad Aldrich’s misconduct and did not pursue an investigation. - Thread
  • Chris Johnston - Kyle Beach on seeing Brad Aldrich remain with the Blackhawks for 2010 Cup Final: "I felt sick to my stomach. I reported this and I was made aware that it made it all the way up to the chain of command by Doc Gary and nothing happened." - Thread
  • Chris Jo

PLEASE SEE SITES ADDED AS OF THIS MORNING MARKED WITH AN ***** ACCURATE AS AT 12 NOON 15/12

LIST OF EXPOSURE SITES FOR NEWCASTLE - PER NEWCASTLE ECHO COMMUNITY FORUM (AND OTHER SOURCES)

unfortunately, someone has to do what our elected officials aren't, which is inform us of what is ACTUALLY going on.

DISCLAIMER - PLEASE READ

MORE VENUES WILL LIKELY BE ADDED - THESE DATES AND TIMES ARE SUBJECT TO REMOVAL OR EXTENSION, THIS IS BASED ON THE DATA FROM THE SERVICE NSW APP AND PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA STATEMENTS. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS AS GOSPEL, AND JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT AT A VENUE DURING THE PERIOD STATED BELOW DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN EXPOSED

I REPEAT, THESE ARE INDIVIDUAL NOTIFICATIONS FROM THE SERVICENSW APP AND COULD BE LONGER OR SHORTER EXPOSURE TIMES TBC WHEN BETTER DATA IS COLLATED.

These exposure sights have either been flagged in the Service NSW or made public knowledge by the venues themselves through social media. While this is harrowing, I am hoping we can get ahead of the current outbreak if people are more aware of the serious extent of exposure sites. It is abundantly clear that contact tracers are behind, and hopefully this should assist some of you with tracking your own movements and getting tested.

**************ALL PASSENGERS FROM FLIGHT VA1105 BRISBANE-NEWCASTLE - all passengers have been announced as close contacts following the first flight from Brisbane to Newcastle following border reopening

**************CIVIC THEATRE/CONDA AWARDS - 11 December between 7pm-11pm

***Kmart Greenhills - 7 December between 3.07pm-10.02pm

*Hot Bargain Waratah - 8 December between 3.42pm-3.46pm

Queens Wharf Hotel - 9 December from 8.11pm-10.45pm

Coles Waratah - 9 December from 9.28pm-9.43pm

**The Blackbutt Hotel - on 9 & 10 December without timestamp

Argyle House - 8 December from 9pm-3am

Finnegan's Hotel - 10 December from 6.30pm-2.30am and now seems to include the night of 11 December as well

The Cambridge - 10 December without timestamp

*Xtraction Espresso Newcastle - 10 December between 9.16am-9.25am

*Merewether Post Office - 10 December between 3.20pm-5.20pm

*Coles Expresss, Waratah - 10 December at approx 4.30pm

*Kmart Waratah - 10 December between 11.50am-12.26pm

*Officeworks Marketown - 10 December from 2.22pm-2.40pm

**Nex Newcastle - 10 December, Medical Students Ball

**King Street McDonalds - 10 December, 11.39pm-11.41pm

**Star Hotel - 10 December, without timestamp

King Street Hotel - undat

I've unpinned the "Links to good stuff" post, so if you want to catch up on all of Bo's AMAs, note to the sub, previous Year In Reviews etc: here

In the intro for the 2020 Year In Review I wrote : “…2020 ended up being fairly quiet professionally for Bo, as 2020 played havoc with release schedules, promotion, and live performances.”

Little did we know that while it seemed quiet to us, Bo was hard at work creating his first special in five years.

So let’s take a look back at Bo’s professional activities, accomplishments, re-discovery of his social media, other things of interest, and what we got up to here on the sub. Some links are direct to the source, some are via our discussion threads here.

Video version coming shortly to my Bo YouTube channel.

#January

Bo appeared on the Happy Sad Confused podcast to promote Promising Young Woman, the film he starred in that was shot in Spring 2019 for an April 2020 release, which was ultimately delayed until December 2020.

The film was well received and Bo was specifically mentioned as a stand out in many reviews. It became available to stream mid-month.

Chris Rock re-edited his 2018 comedy special "Tambourine" that Bo directed, removing Bo's credit

#March

Bo went on the Pop Culture Confidential podcast to discuss PYW.

Promising Young Woman was released on Blu-Ray and DVD

In the first new news in a long time, it was announced that Bo would be playing Larry Bird in a new HBO special.

#April

Bo becomes a major part of an Oscar winning

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

It’s that time of the year and my wife and I are getting into the Christmas moves. As we rewatched Klaus from 2019, we were quickly greeted by the sound of Norm MacDonald’s unmistakeable voice playing the role of the smart-alec, sarcastic, hilariously witty boat captain Mogens. I won’t get into a whole tangent on the film itself, because it’s a phenomenal movie in every way I can think of and I think it’s going to stand the test of time as a classic Christmas movie. What I really came here to say is watching Klaus this year really hit me in the feels as it’s my first time watching the movie since we lost this legend and comedic genius.

If you’ve never seen Klaus, check it out. I think you’ll like it; Norm’s character Mogens is hilarious and his performance really enriches the story. Rest easy, Norm MacDonald; he is sorely missed!

Kyubey was already sketchy when his method of approaching girls at their lowest points or on the brink of death such as Mami’s case to ask them to make a contract but at least those girls were somewhat cognizant of making a deal of fighting witches in exchange for superpowers and a wish. Then I played Magia Record and came across the side stories of Aimi aero who mentioned contracting while in the middle of daydreaming and thus was unaware that Kyubey was real and not a figment of her imagination and Yura Hotaru who was half asleep when Kyubey approached her meaning a girl doesn’t have to be lucid when making a contract.

Now consider one way a girl could reach an altered state of consciousness where they’re susceptible to suggestions is through substance use, something that’s depressingly common among adolescents for the same reasons magical girl contracts are made (to be cool, feel better about themselves, escape from a troubled home life , to do better at something) and that Kyubey would see a drunk, stoned or high teenager as a quick and easy mark. How many teens got themselves drugged and woke up with superpowers they didn’t remember receiving? How many of those teens turned into witches because they didn’t take in the crucial info about keeping their gems clean? Or bc Kyubey told them about the contract when they were lucid again and they fell into despair over losing their normal lives due to a deal they didn’t remember making or had control over. And if confronted about it, Kyubey would just say “You said yes and consented. It’s not my fault if you couldn’t remember “Or accentuate the benefits of an extra durable body by mentioning how they could take any injury or take in any poison like booze particularly if the girl’s an addict without suffering any permanent physical ailment like liver damage while covertly leaving out the part about all that constant healing putting more stress and corruption on the soul gem

Hey CLC Restaurants Inc. FUCK YOU

Reddit do your magic.

I know this probably won’t get picked up because we’re not Kellogg’s and it’s definitely NOT a huge deal, but fuck Taco Bell

Management gets a fat bonus off of our up-sale percentage each month. Crew members get McDonalds gift cards or other types of gift cards if we’re “lucky”. We do all the work, and I personally have one of the highest up-sale percentages. Where’s our bonus at? - our “Area Coach” received a $40,000 bonus (not in a month sorry maybe at the half year mark, he’s the one who oversees the stores)

On top of that we get screamed at by customers for asking and then I get yelled at by management if I forget to ask. We’ve been told to have a more positive attitude whenever we bring up the fact that we should have a bonus as well

Starting pay is 14.25 an hour, team trainers are paid 14.50 an hour. On January 1st 2022 minimum wage goes from $13.69 to $14.49

We currently make 0.56 cents more than minimum wage. So in January I’ll be making 0.24 cents more than when I started. Technically our current wage is “competitive” so shouldn’t our starting pay be raised by at least 0.56 cents above minimum wage? Shouldn’t the team trainers pay be raised by $1.01? I should be making $15.05 and trainers should be making $15.30, but no! I’m even more pissed because when you become a trainer you get a 0.25 cent raise. Now it will only be an 1 cent difference. (Edited because math)

We’re tired of up-sales. A customer got mad so she called the store to tell them that I seemed sad and bored. She bitched about me until my manager just decided to hang up on her. I literally gave the driver a compliment, assured them everything was in the bag, and told them to have a good day. WHY.

Another customer today ordered a shot ton of food and was being super rude. I gave him his food and he just sat there. There were 3 cars behind him. He signaled me and asked if he could order a large Baja. I had an order on my headset so I told him he could come inside because we have a line and I’m currently taking an order. He got so fucking pissed “ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS ITS ONE DRINK JUST TAKE MY FUCKING ORDER GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE”. It’s like that every single day. The customers treat us like the scum of the earth. They bitch and scream at us because of up sales. We’ve had people refuse to leave the window insisting that we got their order wrong and stay there until we eventually have to call the cops and ban them. EV

I won't be doing that today!

Let's do this! Night two!

The second and subsequent rounds of the 2021 AFL Draft will be held at Marvel Stadium, Melbourne on Thursday, 25th November 2021 at 19:00 AEDT

PLEASE NOTE: the first round was held last night (see the live thread), the Pre-season Draft (if held) and Rookie Draft will be held tomorrow, Friday, 26th November at 3pm AEDT.

# SECOND ROUND

#THIRD ROUND

#FOURTH ROUND

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

I went to McDonald’s with this girl and like she made me pay 10 bucks for a Big Mac and then like went to the bathroom and like never came back

Whoever finds spelling errors or other mistakes will be thanked, just remember I'm posting this late at night. I don't take responsibility of any spoilers encountered on sites I linked. Wer das hier liest, ist toll.

Also, man, Das Finale 03 was great. What a great day today is.

MyAnimeList, Anime-Planet, Anilist, ANN

Detective Conan - It has a 1000+ episodes for a reason

>Always determining the one truth with the body of a child and the mind of an adult. His name is Detective Conan! > > - Finishing words of every Opening Narration since at least episode 34

##Synopsis

Shinichi Kudo (Kappei Yamaguchi) is a rising star in the press. Although still a high-schooler, he has already solved a bunch of crimes and made criminals confess on the scene, speeding up investigations considerably. He does this much to the chagrin of his childhood friend Ran Mouri (Wakana Yamazaki), who accompanies him out of a feeling of necessity, but is not a fan of dead bodies and fears Shinichi's investigative drive will eventually bite him back.

Her fears come true: Shinichi finds out too much. After solving a case during an amusement park not-date with Ran, Shinichi suddenly leaves her alone in order to spy on two suspicious men making a deal. He's so engrossed in the scene, he doesn't notice a third man, who proceeds to knock him KO with a pipe. Since simply shooting him would be too conspicuous, he's instead given a poison intended to kill him without a trace.

Only it doesn't kill him. It turns him into a child.

Shinichi is able to find refuge at his neighbour and old friend, the kinda genius inventor Dr. Hiroshi Agasa (Kenichi Ogata), but while the two try to figure out what to do from now on, Ran suddenly visits. Since he doesn't want Ran to get involved, Shinichi spontaneously invents a new identity for himself: Conan Edogawa (Minami Takayama), a distant relativ

#Colorado Avalanche (13-7-2) at New York Rangers (17-4-3)

#Madison Square Garden

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#In-Game Updates

###Boxscore

###Team Stats

###Goal Summary

###Penalty Summary

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#Colorado Avalanche (13-7-2) at New York Rangers (17-4-3)

#Madison Square Garden

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#In-Game Updates

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

What?

The Blackhawks will hold a press briefing at 1 p.m. CT to discuss the findings of an independent investigation (conducted by Jenner & Block LLP) into their handling of the Bradley Aldrich sexual abuse scandal. Owner Rocky Wirtz, CEO Danny Wirtz, and lead investigator Reid Schar are scheduled to speak. Aldrich was a video coach with the Blackhawks from 2008-10. The Blackhawks face two lawsuits: 1) by a former player alleging sexual assault by Aldrich and 2) by a former student whom Aldrich was convicted of assaulting. Original Thread

• Megathread - SportsCentre interview with John Doe on the Aldrich sexual abuse scandal
• TSN - Kyle Beach: John Doe - Thread

##Releases

• Chicago Blackhawks - A Letter to our Fans, Partners and Community - Thread
• Jenner & Block - (PDF warning) Full Report - Thread
  • NHLPA Executive Director Donald Fehr allegedly spoke to John Doe’s confidant about the incident in Fall of 2010 - Thread
  • Mike Stephens, The Hockey News - According to the report, [Black Ace 1] recalled a moment in 2014 when he was chased around the ice by a former member of the Blackhawks while being called a "f****t" and asked if he "liked that blow job or what?" - Thread
  • Rick Westhead, TSN - Schar’s writes about the meeting of Blackhawks officials. “According to the Director of Human Resources, [Jim] Gary said that during the meeting, [Joel] Quenneville appeared angry and was concerned about upsetting team chemistry.” - [Thread](/r/hockey/comments/qgdi7e/westhead_schars_writes_about_t

There hasn't been a post all year!