Agatha Puns

A list of puns related to "Agatha"

What's an Agatha Christie novel and Death in Paradise crossover special called?

Poirots of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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Agatha jokes

What do you call an Agatha who is mopey and wears black lipstick all the time?

. . Agotha

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👤︎ u/docctocc
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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I used to have the complete Agatha Christie collectionbut this morning I woke up to find that half of it was missing. I looked everywhere but couldn't find them and it was driving me mad...

I'd lost my Marples

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👤︎ u/Drondol
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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How does Ms. Marple like her fried chicken?

Agatha Crispy.

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👤︎ u/ALLCAPSBITCHES
📅︎ Jan 09 2022
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It's criminal!

I opened a bag of Doritos and was about to start eating when I heard a tapping noise from inside the packet. I looked inside the bag and saw ane little Dorito on using a typewriter. 'What are you doing ?' I asked 'Shh, I'm writing a whodunit,' came the reply. 'Of course!' I exclaimed, 'you must be Agatha Crispie!'

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👤︎ u/user_error101
📅︎ Apr 04 2021
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How many Mystery-genre writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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👤︎ u/_BoogiepoP_
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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