Afternoon Tea Puns

A list of puns related to "Afternoon Tea"

I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins…

It was very civil engineering…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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My seven year old will make a great dad one day.

He wanted a pear for morning tea at school so I gave him one. This afternoon when I picked him up:

Me: "Tomorrow, do you want a pear for morning tea?"
7yo: "A pair of what?"

So proud right now.

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ Aug 31 2016
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Why is the English common law so concerned with property rights?

Because the English gentry insisted on proper tea rites every afternoon.

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👤︎ u/adityakr082
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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