After Thomas Puns

He goes, "No you weren't. Your name is Jenny."

I respond, "Yup! I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"

I enjoyed being enlightened

Looking for help here. I have a friend who is about to be engaged and we want to make a shirt with a funny pun on it for him to wear after he proposes.

His name is Thomas, loves guns and his soon to be fiance's name is Lane. Looking for suggestions that incorporate her name and guns or something gun related!

Would this be considered a dad joke or an 18/19th century dad joke? Either way, I just about walked out the building after reading this.

ME: Hi Tom,

Thank you for taking the time to speak with me today and if there is anything we can do in the future, please don't hesitate to ask.

I was hoping you would be able to leave a Yelp review for other potential clients to see. I know that we will not be working together anymore, but we would really appreciate the feedback.

Thomas Jefferson: Matt,

Happy to offer you an encomium, however, I know of no connection between hounds striking the line of scent on a fox and complimenting a business enterprise of the 21st century.

He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.”

I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

She said "Dad... my name is Scarlett."

"Yeah, I know. But you were named after Thomas Jefferson."

I replied, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”

Son: But dad your name is Brian Dad: I know but I was named after him

I exclaimed, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"