Afrikan Boy Puns

I’ve been watching vargskelethor Joel a lot recently, now this song’s stuck in my head! Someone please help me get this as a tune, this is the song btw

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

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This biography, written by Keith Sinclair, was first published in the Dictionary of New Zealand Biography in 1990.

George Grey is believed to have been born in Lisbon, Portugal, on 14 April 1812. His father, Lieutenant Colonel George Grey, had been killed eight days before, during an attack by the Duke of Wellington's army on Napoleon's soldiers in the fortress of Badajoz, Spain. George Grey's mother was Elizabeth Anne Vignoles of County Westmeath, Ireland. George was educated in England at a boarding school at Guildford, from which he ran away. After being tutored by the Reverend Richard Whately, George entered the Royal Military College, Sandhurst, in 1826. In 1830 he was commissioned ensign in the 83rd Foot Regiment, in which he served for six years in Ireland. He was promoted to lieutenant and awarded a special commendation for excellence after further studies at Sandhurst, but he disliked army service. He was appalled by the poverty of the Irish people and shocked by the misery inflicted on them by the landlords. Always thereafter he was opposed to great landed estates. He reached the conclusion that emigration was the solution to Ireland's ills: new nations should be established, in lands of opportunity for the poor.

Grey proposed in 1836 to the secretary of state for the colonies, Lord Glenelg, that he and another officer should explore the country to the north of Perth, Western Australia, in the hope of finding a major river giving access to lands suitable for settlement. The government agreed and financed the expedition. Grey led two expeditions in western Australia in 1837–39, one to Hanover Bay, the other to Shark Bay. The expeditions were ill planned and badly executed. Little, if anything, of geographical significance was discovered. On the first Grey was speared and dangerously injured by an Aborigine, whom he shot. On the second their boats were wrecked and the party were lucky to get back to Perth. While in western Australia, Grey was promoted captain and appointed resident magistrate at King George Sound. Probably on 2 November 1839 he married Eliza Lucy Spencer, the daughter of his predecessor in that office, Sir Richard Spencer. Their only child, a son, born in 1841, lived only five months.

At this time Grey became interested in the cultures and government of indigenous peoples. In 1840 he wrote a report for Lord John Russell, the new secretary of state for the colonies, showing how the amalgamation of two races could be speed