Aeta people Puns

I'm just curious what Aeta has a blending of, genetically speaking. Here is the wiki link for where Aeta people are from. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeta_people

Doing research for my bad history post about Metatron i came across a complete different example of "ancient german knowledge":

https://www.tanfana-verlag.de/home/

This is the homepage of the "Tanfana Verlag" which is the publisher of a trilogy of "historical fiction" about the "seeress" Tanfana which is seemingly heavily features ahistorical and outright esoteric/occult beliefs being propagated as truths. These books are even featured in german local news and are presented as valid and scientific research:

http://www.lichtenau.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/myst_geschichte_wb.png

http://www.lichtenau.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/myst_geschichte_nw.png

Of particular not are these passages/wordings from the newspaper articles:

"We have collected sensational Findings"

"secured, historical knowledge"

"The Germanist (As in the school of science) is strictly declining the term "Esotericism". She merely wants to clear the way for forgotten knowledge"

A good explanation of what we really deal with here is from the website itself:

"Is TANFANA - as feminine symbol of a vanished ancient civilisation – A WARNING VOICE IN TIMES OF GREAT CHANGE? In the 8th century, the primordial knowledge and wisdom of theTeutons, borne by the Divine Feminine, was nearing its end, and the West’s masculine history of power and war began.

*“TANFANA – The Last Seeress of the Teutons” is a tribute to the once-overwhelmingcosmic and earthly knowledge of our forebears, borne by clairvoyant femininity. This isinseparable from sensitive discernment of unconditional love, from a life in the light ofwisdom, from peace, healing, protection and motherliness. The eternal feminine principle is self-sustaining and self-existent, and can never be extinguished: “I am she who has created all things through purest love but was myself never born.” Our continent “EUROPA” – which literally means “the woman with the wide gaze” – was surely guided by this ancient knowledge when it was given this divine feminine name. And once again is TANFANA (Teutonic), EUROPÉ (Greek), EUROPA (Latin) a warning voice in these times of fundamental upheaval: Only in an unshakeable covenant of destiny with the primordial wellspring of all, the wellspring of love and its light, can the soul of humanity come to ma

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

Put it on my bill

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Mathematical puns makes me number

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.