Action Office Puns

A list of puns related to "Action Office"

Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.

. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,

“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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Old Martha had been a cashier a the tiny little local grocery store for thirty years.

She knew all her customer's names, and they all knew and loved her. Unfortunately her husband passed away and she took it hard. So hard in fact that she took to the bottle. So badly her work began to suffer. It got to the point that the store owner realized he had to take action. Reluctantly he called her into his office one Friday. "Martha, I know you've been here a long time but I'm going to have to let you go." Martha was taken aback "But why?" "Because checkers can't be boozers"

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👤︎ u/OccamsBeard
📅︎ Oct 28 2022
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