If an athlete tears their ACL,

They’ll probably kneed surgery.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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A guy I know tore his ACL and this is how he told everyone on Facebook

While this news undoubtedly sucks, I'm trying to take it in stride and em-brace it nonetheless! The recovery will give me the opportunitknee to improve my skills as a sideline player and some extra downtime to expand my abilities in programming and graphic design. I plan to continue at-tendon practices and other events as normal though! So many teammates, past and present, have already been incredibly supportive and reached out to help me; its certainly been a joint effort, and I can't thank you all enough for that. In hindsight, I wouldn't change akneething about attending USA U24 tryouts as tenacity, perserverance, and sacrifice are often the names of the game in pursuit of distant dreams. Ultimately, I guess some things are just liga-meant to be!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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Can yall help me with a class project? I need puns about ACLs (ligament). Torn or untorn is fine.

Thanks!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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Where do sea cows sleep at night?

In barn-acles.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Breaking news: guy at the salt mine rushed to hospital for knee injury

Turns out he tore N aCl

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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At work today...

I was talking to a coworker about my upcoming ACL surgery. I told him I wouldn't be able to drive for a long time because its my right knee. He responded, "Its a shame it isn't your left knee, then you'd be all right."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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I had my own Dad joke today

My friends and I just entered the ACL (Austin City Limits) festival, which it's basically a HUGE music festival. While we're walking, a stage is playing a song by the Beatles to which my girlfriend jokingly says, "Oh, I didn't know the Beatles were playing today!" I reply with, "It's part of their Lazarus Project!" Then a lady in front of us turns and says, "Niiiiice."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2013
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