Aah the outdoors.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trooper_97
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Two monkeys get in a bath. The first one say’s β€œooh ooh aah ooh aah”

The second one say’s β€œwell put some cold water in it then”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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The Ooh Aah Bird

The Ooh Aah Bird is so called because it lays square eggs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Chater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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β€ͺWhich occupation is the safest these days?‬

Stay-at-home dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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This caught me off guard
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

"Which doctor?" she asked.

"No, the regular kind."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said β€œThis piece of paper has nothing on it?”

Billy replied β€œI drew a blank”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I’ve waited a lawn time for these sandals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onurhanreyiz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Oh Doctor.

"hey doc! Look, that guy is having a seizure!" "Aah.... He should prolly shake it off."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingdongdang5543
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What goes β€œooo”?

A cow with no lips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarybaubles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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What do you say to your gamer friends about the incoming girlfriend call ?

Aah, call of beauty guys.

*Roger *

*Roger that *

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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Telling my dad about my field trip

Yesterday I was telling my dad about a recent university field trip and the conversation went something along the lines of:

Me: This guy was showing us around his paddock. He was a bit weird. He was sort of like a little gnome-man.

Dad: Aah, so you were in gnome-man's land?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/provbal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2015
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Got my 3 year old on the way home from vacation

We drove to Florida from the midwest for vacation last week. After fun in the sun all week, it was time to go home on Saturday. We had lots of movies for our 3 kids to watch including Hugo, which they had never seen.

My 3 year old doesn't like movies that aren't animated so as soon as she saw I was getting Hugo she starts up the whining: "I don't want to watch that, waa aah" and so on. So I turn around in my seat (the wife was driving) and say "We'll then, why don't Hugo to sleep."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dryhumpback
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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Two monkeys were taking a bath...

One monkey said "OOO OOO AAH AAH!"

The other said "Why don't you put some more cold water in?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taodyn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2013
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Two monkeys in a bath tub

The first monkey says "ooh ooh aah aah"

The second replies "put some cold in then"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackere24
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