An insta-grammer
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
But I think it's a naan issue.
I said, " I know! I have had a lot on my plate lately."
He goes on a DIE-et!
But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.
A mass murder
See, it's a simple process... just don't pick it up!
Happy cake day to anyone who shares the same as mine!
This is a most heavy decision.
Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."
At a whale-weigh station
He's thor
We've made a massive mistake
I hope it will appeal to a wide audience.
It was called the Plump Gump Sump Pump Dump.
They've decided to call it hella sore.
Welter Weight
So I picked up the leaf and said, “Yes.”
I prefer the term “four-chin teller“.
Everyone will try to pick up where they left off.
You kill 2 birds with one stone.
"Heavy."
It's like my jokes carry no weight.
There were just too many elephants in the room
Dead weight!
Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story is… wait for it…
He who lives in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
A strong independent woman.
He becomes a lifter.
Hippo-critical.
Mostly because it would apply to a wide audience.
A BUFFalo.
It gains weight OVER TIME
The head veterinarian at a zoo noticed something alarming in a patient’s record. A monkey that had been a healthy weight at its last checkup was now recorded as being only half that.
Fearing for the monkey’s health, he went and saw it, expecting it to be sickly and skeletal. However, the monkey seemed totally normal. Confused told his staff to weigh the monkey again.
They did, but the number they reported was still astonishingly low. Sure it was a mistake, he went to weigh the monkey for himself. But when he put the monkey on the scale, it showed a number that was still far too low, and couldn’t possibly be right.
After a moment he spotted the problem: behind the scale was a grab bar on the wall, and the monkey had stealthily grabbed it with its tail, and was supporting some of its weight off the scale that way.
So the monkey's weight was fine, they just weren't paying attention to de tail.
So I'm feeling pretty good about myself.
a waning gait.
Almost everyone looks up to me. Being a role model to that many people is a lot of weight for one to carry on their shoulders.
Meat.
His girlfriend's fucking massive.
I hope it takes the weight off your chest.
Called own the lbs
I lost 10 pounds.
