The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
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And fruit flies like a banana.
A radish.
I would enter them in a weightlifting competition.
It's a reflexive pronoun that means 'me'...
Mequality
That way by the end of the year I'll have a few days to myself
That way,by the end of the year,I'll have a few days to myself.
About an acre or so was all it was.
Rice-ist
A freudian sip
can-nibble-ism
Syrias...
Al Presidente
Me: oh, I must not have been listening to you
Her: ya, I'm not surprised
Me: what?
Her: ya, I'm not surprised
Me: what?
Her: I said yes, I'm not surprised
Me: what?
Her: looks at me, and I grin back Do you WANT to sleep on the couch?!?!
Friend: Text me when you have time.
Me: When you have time.
Friend: ...
(I'm sorry)
I was in a stats course and we were doing some regression. To estimate the parameters, we need to square a bunch of differences and add them up. This is called the "Sum of Squares," so I leaned over to my friend and asked "Why not all of them?"
Fortunately my friends are needs, too.
So while my dad was getting the mail he noticed the neighbor's Halloween decorations on their mailbox. The neighbors had strung these little plastic skeletons on top of it. Upon coming inside he said,
"The neighbors have these little human skeletons on their mailbox. Do you think we should put a mouse skeleton from the attic on ours?"
Happy Halloween.
