8pm Puns

A list of puns related to "8pm"

Until this is all over I'm gonna stick to masturbating just before 8pm on Thursday evenings

The applause of my neighbourhood as I finish is just the confidence booster I need

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👤︎ u/156497
📅︎ May 01 2020
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There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.

It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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I need to visit my mother in the hospital before it’s too late.

Because it’s already 8pm.

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👤︎ u/mbiggs92
📅︎ May 29 2019
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The lady with the Eye Patch

Currently in the car with my aunt, and she looked at a lady walking on the side of the road at about 8pm and said "Unless she has a gun I don't think she should be out here"

Me: "It looks like she has an eye patch, so she should be fine"

Aunt: "What's she going to do with wan eye patch?"

Me: "Hey, looks can kill"

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👤︎ u/AustinXTyler
📅︎ Jan 21 2017
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