Serious: I have 500+ used barrels I am looking to get rid of ASAP. All 53 gallon American oak char 3. Rum, Bourbon, American Whiskey, and Rye. In San Diego.
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Serious! I need to get rid of 500+ used 53 gallon American oak barrels. Used for rum, bourbon, rye and American whiskey. Located in San Diego.

As title states. Contact me if interested.

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Another vintage, musty Springbok, 500+ pieces. Learned there were much more lifesavers flavours then I remember. (Butter Rum Mint, whaaaat?) v.redd.it/oz18g9thmtw61
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Welcome to $MoonPirate! With over 89,500 strong holders and a market cap of only $10.5M. 🔥 JUST LISTED ON COINTIGER! JUST LISTED ON COINSBIT!🔥 Rum is being distilled. IPA being released next month. Governance voting currently ongoing to pick flavour of first energy drink!

❗LISTED ON CMC AND CG❗

⚠️WHITEPAPER RELEASED⚠️

Some of their deliverables so far have included:

  • ☠️PirateSwap launched (investors can purchase MoonPirate directly on their website)

  • ☠️Pirate Wallet Tracker launched (view how much your holdings are worth and how much you have gained by simply holding)

  • ☠️Get Nok Distillery (California, US) Service Agreement Signed, Sealed and Delivered and MoonPirate Dark Rum (with a hint of coconut – as voted by investors) is 3 to 5 months away

  • ☠️Catchment Brewing Co (Brisbane, Australia) – MoonPirate Tropical IPA 4 weeks away. Launch Party will be held at venue for those who can make it

  • ☠️Updated Roadmap incoming including the expansion of the MoonPirate ecosystem (including $RUM native token which is going to be pretty crazy)

  • ☠️Governance Platform LAUNCHED! (your MoonPirate holdings will dictate your voting potential)

  • ☠️Now on CoinGecko and CMC, Add this to Blockfolio, Stocktwits & Delta

  • ☠️Weekly Live Video AMA’s (including founder, community manager and communications manager)

On top of that, we have NFT’s, charity donations (Pirate Party kids cancer charity), billboards including Times Square New York, weekly Pirate Chronicles (medium articles) and more.

Be sure to check out EVERYTHING on the website, which is being updated on a daily basis.

Remember this is 100% rugproof (LP Tokens 100% burnt, ownership renounced, 2 x audits)

  • Website: https://moonpirate.finance
  • Telegram: https://t.me/MoonPirate
  • Discord: https://discord.gg/dwgeUTHv
  • MoonPirate Rap Song: https://youtu.be/A6cRhPz5Cro

✅ TOKEN ADDRESS: 0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

💰 How to buy video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f9eHmJy86s&ab_channel=DeFiDom

💵 Purchase on Pancake Swap: https://exchange.pancakeswap.finance/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

🌚 MoonPirate is SAFU and sailing to the MOON 🔥 100% LP tokens burned. 60% of all supply burned. ♻️ 2% fee AUTOMATICALLY GOES BACK INTO LIQUIDITY 💎 1.2% fee AUTOMATICALLY GETS DISTRIBUTED BACK TO HOLDERS 🔥 0.8% GETS BURNED FOREVER

🔮 Contract Address 🔮 https://bscscan.com/token/0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

👌🏻 Ownership Renounced 👌🏻 https://bscscan.com/tx/0x761054a6b262d484be39099639a9b89465805c18f2a97f4b94a53726c1d7bc6d

🔥 LP Burned 🔥 https://bscscan.com/tx/0xc4189bc138d0b1f02a88d65014ff7605f8d10e6e27e12783c28db326a56c7e18

📲 Links 📲

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Toss Me a Lifesaver! Springbok, 500 pcs. Early 80s, I think. What was your favorite? Me, I was a Butter Rum girl.
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🔥 Bloodstone fragments I found on a beach, Isle of Rum, Scotland. Neolithic hunters (circa 8,500 years ago), the first inhabitants of Scotland, used the gemstones found on this beach to upgrade their stone tools.
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For Sale: [Complete] Fixed Gear - 53cm Pake Rum Runner - custom build - San Francisco - $500

*local pick up only - no shipping, sorry*

pictures: http://imgur.com/a/ofDXT

This is a full bike. Parted out below, but I will only sell the entire bike, not the parts.

Just moved to SF from the east coast and I was wrong, I can't handle the hills. I need a road bike. I really love this bike, but I need to change. You can have fun with it and it'll be my loss. This is easily convertible into a single speed / ss bike because the rear wheel has a flip-flop hub (but no free wheel cog). Current gearing is 48x19 which is relatively comfortable in SF. I can also include a 16t rear cog, but you probably won't want to use that in SF.

I'm about 5'8"/5'9" and the bike fits perfectly. Suitable for men and women.

pictures show SPD pedals but the bike will be selling with platform pedals

53cm Pake Rum Runner track frame - SID blue

Pake straight-blade steel fork - black

Fyxation Rodeo Pursuit handlebars w/ 31.8mm clamp

Cinelli ANT stem w/ 31.8mm clamp

Selle Italia X1 (plus flow) saddle

Velocity Deep V with Origin8 hubs - front wheel is machined for a brake, rear is not

SRAM S300 crankset and GXP bottom bracket - 48 tooth chainring (3/32) that came with it

Surly 19 tooth track cog (3/32)

Shimano Sora front brake - black

Tektro RL720 brake lever - right side (left hand to signal turns!)

Cane Creek 40 headset

Specialized All Condition Armadillo tires - still in pretty good shape

Specialized S-Wrap Roubaix tape

Some chain of some brand (3/32)

Kryptonite Evolution Mini u-lock

Total price of original bike components, minus all the labor... $925.90. All yours for $500!

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👤︎ u/yanquiUXO
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Jeopardy! recap for Tue., Jan. 4

Please welcome today's contestants:

  • Gregg, a writer, has been atop Mt. Washington at least 15 times;
  • George, a consultant, collects rum; and
  • Amy, an engineering manager, was a Warriors fan even before they were good. Amy is a 24-day champ with winnings of $897,600.

Jeopardy! round

WATERLOGGED READING

TAGLINES OF SCARY MOVIES

GETTING ADJECTIVAL

MODEL RAILROADING

EURO-POURRI

"N" JOY

Scores going into DJ: Amy $9,400, George $1,600, Gregg $4,600.

DD1 - $600 - EURO-POURRI - A medieval tapestry that depicts the Norman conquest of England in 1066 hangs in a museum in this French town (Gregg won the table limit of $1,000.)

Double Jeopardy!

FAMOUS AMERICANS ON STAGE

THE NEW TESTAMENT

GIVING YOU THE THIRD DEGREE

RECENT POP CULTURE

SCIENCE

MIDDLE "J"

DD3 was up for grabs late as the two clues preceding it went unsolved, but it finally was found by Amy, who put the game away, leading into FJ at $27,400 vs. $9,600 for George and $1,700 for Gregg.

DD2 - $1,600 - GIVING YOU THE THIRD DEGREE - One country & parts of 2 others share this third-largest island (Gregg lost $4,500 from his score of $5,000 vs. $23,800 for Amy, after which Ken reassured him that he did the right thing.)

DD3 (video) - $1,200 - FAMOUS AMERICANS ON STAGE - (Shown is an old cast photo with the Scarecrow, Tin Man, Lion and letters "Oz" clearly visible) In 1908, this author toured in a stage show called "The Fairylouge and Radio-Plays" (With five lower-value clues remaining, Amy won $2,000 from her total of $24,200 vs. $8,800 for George.)

Final Jeopardy!

WORD ORIGINS - From the Greek for “ring”, the first ones were built by the Romans, including one that could hold 250,000

Everyone was incorrect on FJ. Amy dropped $7,000 to win with $20,400 for a 25-day total of $918,000.

Odds and Ends

Triple Stumper of the day: No one guessed that a clue about "This buddy of Alexander Graham Bell" who lectured on the birth of the telephone was looking for Watson.

Ken's Korner: He pointed out that in this game, Amy hit her average of 31 correct responses in the first two rounds. Also, Ken really doesn't want to meet Candyman.

Correct Qs: DD1 - What is Bayeux? DD2 - What is Borneo? DD3 - Who was Baum? FJ - What is circus?

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Bin 27(m) Jahre alt, aber eigentlich noch ein Kind

Der Titel ist vielleicht etwas komisch, aber leider ist es praktisch wirklich so. Ich bin 27, habe einen guten Abschluss und eine gute Arbeitsstellte. Karrieremäßig schaut es super aus, aber sozial läuft bei mir so gut wie nichts.

zlng.: 27, nie eine Freundin, wenig soziale Kontakte, Druck vom Umfeld deswegen.

Wenn ich mein Sozialleben mit dem meiner Kollegen vergleiche mache ich irgendwie nichts. Keinen Urlaub, keine Ausflüge, keine Frau/Freundin. Nichts. Habe ja auch niemanden dafür. Ich gehe Arbeiten um dann in meiner Freizeit alleine Fahrrad zu fahren, schraube alleine an Fahrrädern rum, mache alleine Handarbeit, zocke ab und zu ein bisschen alleine. Mit Hobbys bin ich also versorgt, aber eben alles alleine, alleine ins Fitnessstudio. Wenn ich meine Eltern besuche sitze ich in meinem Zimmer und frage mich, weshalb ich überhaupt eine eigene Wohnung habe. Ich könnte genauso gut wie ein Kind dort wohnen und nicht viel würde sich ändern.

Eine Freundin hatte ich noch nie. Ich wurde noch nie von einer Frau begehrt. Ich wurde noch nie angesprochen, auf einer Party angetanzt oder ähnliches. Ich war noch nie in der Situation, in dem ich einer Frau ein Date anbieten konnte und auf ein gewisses Gegeninteresse gestoßen bin. Das alles war immer nur einseitig von mir aus und endete in einer Abfuhr. Um ehrlich zu sein bin ich extrem neidisch auf die Männer, die soetwas (regelmäßg) erfolgreich hinbekommen.

Das schlimme daran ist, dass ich keine Sozialphobie habe. Ich bin zwar nicht der extrovertierteste Typ, aber ich gehe trotzdem gerne Feiern, tanze, singe und rede gerne mit Menschen, hatte also genug Situationen, in denen ich jemanden hätte kennenlernen können. Geklappt hat es nur nie.

Ich würde mich als durchschnittlich aussehend bezeichnen. Ich achte darauf, dass ich gepflegt bin und habe auch keinen exzentrischen Stil. Das einzige, was mich an mir stört, ist dass ich nur 172 cm groß bin. Habe mir nie wirklich Gedanken darum gemacht bis ich mit dem Hinweis auf meine Körpergröße einen Korb bekommen habe. Aber daran kann es insgesamt nicht liegen, da es genug Männer mit meiner Größe gibt, die Erfolg bei Frauen haben.

Ich habe das Gefühl, dass ich von Frauen einfach nur als Mensch, aber nicht als Mann betrachtet werde, der uU ein potenzieller Partner sein kann.

Dazu kommt noch, dass ich von meinem Umfeld Druck bekomme. Viele meiner Bekannten hatten schon viele Partner oder sind schon in lanfjährigen Beziehungen. Ich bin entwicklungsmäßig auf dem Level eines 14

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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👤︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
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No spoilers
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👤︎ u/Onfour
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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👤︎ u/djcarves
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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Let's make r/Finanzen great again!

[Achtung: Lesezeit kann 3 Minuten sein, TLDR nicht vorhanden]

Liebe Carbonaristen, liebe Finanzler, ich habe lange überlegt, ob es sich lohnen wird, hier einen Pfosten runterzuschreiben, der sich mit dem Unter hier im Allgemeinen beschäftigt – wie ich es als solches empfinde! Der heutige Beitrag von u/s8rrrr, mein dritter Caipirinha über dem ich dies hier schreibe und vor allem die anschließenden Beiträge und die Resonanz im zuvor genannten Beitrag haben mir aber Mut gemacht, dass es nicht nur mir mit dem Eindruck so geht. Kurzer Hintergrund: Ich bin erst seit Anfang des Jahres dabei und bereue es die Community nicht bereits früher kennengelernt zu haben. Ich finde wir haben wir viele interessante Diskussionen, Ansichten, Meinungen und Lösungsansätze. Und ich finde es total spannend, wie ihr denkt, wie ihr argumentiert und welche Dinge ihr im Hinterkopf habt, bei denen ich denke: „Wow, da wärst du nie drauf gekommen!“ 😊. „Caipirinha im Dezember?“ fragt ihr euch – den Glühwein hatte ich schon die Woche über, deshalb war etwas Abwechslung nötig.

Das Unter zählt mittlerweile über 135k ETF-Jünger und sicher sind es unzählige Leute mehr, die die Beiträge lesen, ohne offiziell angemeldet zu sein. Ich lerne vor allem von den „Erfahrenen“ hier, aber gerade Neulinge (zu denen ich auch noch zähle) können neue Themen aufwerfen, können neue Diskussionen anregen und geben sich vielleicht auch nicht sofort mit den „weitläufigen“ Meinungen zufrieden, sondern hinterfragen diese Thesen/Argumente z. T. auch kritisch.

Was mich mittlerweile dennoch stört (und im genannten gestrigen Top-Post wurde klar, es geht hier sehr vielen Mitgliedern so), sind die sich ständig wiederholenden, stumpfen, unreflektierten Anfängerfragen, die eigentlich eine Google-Suchanfrage sein sollten:

Ja, wie man die Diagramme erstellt hättest du auch locker ohne eigenen Pfosten herausfinden können.

Ja, dein Bekannter möchte dich in ein Schnellballsystem reinziehen.

Ja, deine lieber Süddeutscher, deine monatliche Sparquote von 3.500€ ist okay, du kannst dir das Netflix Abo leisten, wenn du Bock darauf hast – FiRE ist dann eben 36 Minuten und 14 Sekunden später erreicht.

Nein, ob du die [große Summe] von dir/deiner Mutter/deiner Tante – auf die in einem Jahr wieder zugegriffen werden muss – auf dem Konto oder zwischenzeitlich investieren kannst, können wir dir nicht beantworten.

Ja, du hast das Zinsdifferenzgeschäft entdeckt – wie Millionen vor dir. Ob du dein Bafög/Darlehen/Restschuld dire

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Daily Discussion - Wednesday 12/22/21

Please report and discuss what interesting products you're seeing at stores today.

Many highly allocated products are still fully hidden on OHLQ.com but I don't fully understand the logic behind it yet.

Lots of minor changes to internal product names today. Mostly changing abbreviated words like "YR" and "BBN" to the full word like "YEAR" and "BOURBON"

  1. [S] AMADOR 12YR BOURBON renamed to AMADOR 12 YEAR BOURBON ($124.99 / 750 ML)
  2. [A] BIB & TUCKER BOURBON 6 YR renamed to BIB & TUCKER BOURBON 6 YEAR ($47.99 / 750 ML)
  3. [D] BULLEIT RYE 12 YR renamed to BULLEIT RYE 12 YEAR ($49.99 / 750 ML)
  4. [A] CALUMET SNGL RCK BLK 10 YR renamed to CALUMET SNGL RCK BLK 10 YEAR ($79.99 / 750 ML)
  5. [A] CALUMET SNGL RCK BLK 12 YR renamed to CALUMET SNGL RCK BLK 12 YEAR ($99.99 / 750 ML)
  6. [S] CLYDE MAYS CASK STRENGTH 10 YR renamed to CLYDE MAYS CASK STRENGTH 10 YEAR ($99.99 / 750 ML)
  7. [A] DOC HOW CINN renamed to DOC HOWARDS CINNAMON ($22.17 / 750 ML)
  8. [A] DOC HOW FAV renamed to DOC HOWARDS FAV ($28.32 / 750 ML)
  9. [A] DOC HOW TRIBUTE renamed to DOC HOWARDS TRIBUTE ($28.32 / 750 ML)
  10. [A] DUKE GRAND CRU RSV BOURBON WHISKEY renamed to DUKE GRAND CRU RESERVE BOURBON WHISKEY ($99.99 / 750 ML)
  11. [S] EH TAYLOR JR. 18YR MARRIAGE renamed to EH TAYLOR JR 18 YEAR MARRIAGE ($69.99 / 750 ML)
  12. [A] GEORGE DICKEL 15YR renamed to GEORGE DICKEL 15 YEAR ($59.99 / 750 ML)
  13. [A] GEORGE DICKEL BOTTLED IN BOND 13YR renamed to GEORGE DICKEL BOTTLED IN BOND 13 YEAR ($44.99 / 750 ML)
  14. [A] JACK DANIELS FAM OF BRNDS renamed to JACK DANIELS FAMILY OF BRANDS ($14.99 / 600 ML)
  15. [I] JACK DANIELS HOL 2013 renamed to JACK DANIELS HOLIDAY 2013 ($36.14 / 750 ML)
  16. [I] JACK DANIELS HOLIDAY SELEC renamed to JACK DANIELS HOLIDAY SELECT ($45.79 / 750 ML)
  17. [I] JACK DANIELS MST DI 2 renamed to JACK DANIELS MASTER DISTILLER 2 ($27.17 / 750 ML)
  18. [I] JACK DANIELS RST RYE 2Y renamed to [JACK DANIELS RST RYE 2 YEAR](https://ohlq.com/pro
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Ich habe vor 7 Jahren in Armut gelebt

Upsi, etwas lang geworden, TL;DR am ende.

Hi, ich hab heute meinen Lohnzettel bekommen und mir ist ein kleines Tränchen über die Wange geflossen, weil ich aktuell so glücklich bin. Ich möchte auch einfach mal erzählen wie Hart es ist in Armut in Österreich zu leben, deshalb hier einfach mal meine Story.

Ich bin M/28 Jahre jung. Komme aus eher gewöhnlichen Hause aus der unteren Mittelschicht aber halt quasi an Armutsgrenze lebend. Ich hab ne Elektroniker Ausbildung Erfolgreich abgeschlossen, danach meinen Zivi gemacht.

Nach dem Zivi konnte ich in der Einrichtung als Karenzvertretung ca. 1,5 Jahre bleiben, hab ok verdient mit 30 Stunden. Und dann wollt ich halt Ausziehen und ne kleine Wohnung für wenig Geld finden ohne darüber nachzudenken was danach ist, ich war nur befristet. War mir aber herzlichst egal, die Mutter einer Bewohnerin hat mir dann eine Wohnung beschafft für 240€(!) "warm" für 45 m. Puh die Wohnung war halt wie der Preis echt nicht cool aber es ist die erste Wohnung oder? Ich hatte alles, Strom, Toilette, Dusche, Küche und 1,5 Räume zu leben aber ne Stromheizung und somit echt hohe Stromkosten. Auszuziehen ist bis heute für mich größte Fehler überhaupt gewesen. Ich hab damals auch mein Konto 1.200 € überzogen (hab ich von zuhause gelernt, is ja kein Stress. Wichtige Info für später)

Springen wir ein Stück, das leben war 1,5 Jahre gut, ich hatte alles was ich brauchte und hatte meine Ruhe. Doch dann Surprise Surprise, mein Vertrag lief aus. Keine Chance zu bleiben. Gut auf zur Job-Suche. Oh man war ich schlecht in Bewerbungen schreiben und hab ja "nur" meine Ausbildung.

Bis zum Ende des Dienstverhältnisses war ich nicht in der Lage einen Job zu finden. Also auf zum AMS arbeitslos melden. Da bekam ich dann die Berechnung für Arbeitslosengeld, nice 814 € im Monat. Und jetzt fängt mein "Untergang" an, als Elektroniker bekam ich absage nach absage "Man suche jemanden mit Erfahrung", ja danke euch, ich würd gerne Erfahrung sammeln? Bin ja auch günstiger? Aber okay alles fein. Überleben ging sich knapp aus. Nur um es klarzustellen, ich wollte einen Job, ich wollte arbeiten.

Dann kam die Abrechnung von Strom und Wohnung, Nachzahlung, 50 €. Tut weh aber geht schon. Nun aber gleich noch mal der Schock moment, Bank so "Äh wir streichen deinen Überziehungsrahmen" somit fiel meine Arbeitslose zu 100% in die Überziehung und 400 € vom nächsten Monat gleich nochmal mit rein. Verzweifelt an meine Eltern gewandt, ob sie mir helfen können. Ne, konnten

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The Ancient Romans II
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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👤︎ u/Sk2ec
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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👤︎ u/TheTreelo
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New Story (Title Under Construction) Chapter 6 -A Bountiful Trade-

Wow, yall have been giving me some good vibes, one of yall even game me a gold award, that's epic, If you want more I will give you more. Please feel free to ask questions or discuss ideas in the comments, the more we work together the better this story will turn out. As of today 1/3/2022 I have up to Chapter 10 completed, but after that point its still in the mixer. As always, Please enjoy.

Are you ready to meet some aliens? Well Here.. We... GO!

+ Prologue + Previous + Next +

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Chapter 6

A Bountiful Trade

Neirdith watched expectantly as the seconds ticked down on the console in front of her, they had made it to New Dundas, well as long as nothing went wrong in the next 47 seconds. She and Seth were sitting on the bridge with Captain Filch waiting for the ship to drop from warp. Looking over her shoulder she could see the figure of Skorr looking at them with interest as the doorway was too small for them to fit their bulk into the bridge. As she looked at them she once again wondered what had happened to them, she had woken up in the infirmary with Seth at her side and Skorr guarding the door like an ancient sentinel. To her amusement Seth seemed to be having a great dream, smiling hugely and murmuring to themselves, she couldn't help herself, she leaned over to him and whispered in his ear to wake up. To her delight he jolted awake and seemed a little put out that she had interrupted his dream. She tried asking what their dream was about, but he had just blushed and said something about it not being important. She didn't believe that for a second personally though, with how red his face was she was sure he had been having a dream about a girl, she wondered who had so grabbed his fancy that they would appear in his dreams.

With a mental shrug she had changed the topic and inquired what she was doing in the infirmary to which Seth had seemed shocked that she didn't remember. She had then sat up and rubbed her head trying to pull up the thoughts but couldn't seem to remember, when Seth refused to elaborate saying that it was better that she didn't remember she had tried asking Skorr who was simi

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Baka!
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Welches sind die schlechtesten Handys die ihr je in den Händen hattet ?

Für die Elektronikwerkstatt kaufe ich manchmal zum Wiederverkauf defekte Handys in Kartons ein, da kann dann alles mögliche drin sein. Manchmal ziemlich alte oder schrottige Geräte.

Hier die Top 3:

  1. Das HMD Global Nokia 5.1 (2018 NP 140€). Ich hab den Akku ausgewechselt und das Glas repariert und als ich das Gerät getestet habe war es einfach nur enttäuschend, selbst für ein günstiges Gerät. Wollte das dann noch nicht mal auf eBay einstellen so schlecht war das. Ein Minusgeschäft.

Gründe:

  • Das Handy wird schon bei den kleinsten Anforderungen extrem warm. Selbst SMS Test war hackelig. Surfen im Web eine Tortur. Da ist der MediaTek Müll von einem Aliexpress 50€ Handy drin.
  • Die Ladeelektronik ist eine Fehlkonstruktion. Wenn man das Handy während dem Aufladevorgang bedient wird der Akku geleert. Nur mit ausgeschaltetem Display lädt es, und auch nur dann sehr langsam.
  • Schlechtes WLAN

Mein eigenes Handy (privat brauche ich kein Handy, liegt nur rum) ist ein Nokia 730 Windows Phone von 2014, welches damals 180€ gekostet hat. Es funktioniert flüssiger als das 5.1.

  1. Wiko Lenny

Für die Mülltonne fabriziert. Eine Resterampe von 2015 welche in Kaufhäusern für 100€ angeboten wurde. Das Handy war so langsam, dass man es für nichts benutzen konnte, außer zum telefonieren. Da hätte es dann auch ein Klapphandy für 20€ getan.

1, LG Optimus P895

  • Das Handy von 2012 war seiner Zeit weit voraus. Schwierig in der Reparatur, Klebstoffgehäuse mit wabbeligem Plastikdeckel, keine Speichererweiterung. Top. Wenn man den kopfhöreranschluss weglässt könnte man es glatt nochmal auf den Markt bringen.
  • LG hat versucht das Samsung Note 2 nach zu machen und es ist volle Kanne nach hinten los gegangen. Es war ein mickriger Stift mitgeliefert, den man nicht im Gehäuse unterbringen konnte.
  • Betriebssystem stark verbloated. Tegra 3 Chip beinahe nutzlos verschwendet.
  • Der 4:3 Formfaktor war gruselig, man konnte das Gerät nicht gescheit in der Hand halten und es passte auch in keine Hosentasche. Sehr kantig.

Das einzige Gute war der Nvidia Tegra 3 Chip der damals echt schnell war. Ist auf jeden Fall flüssiger in der Bedienung als ein Nokia 5.1 (habs sogar getestet). Und das Display war 500 cdm² hell.

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It was almost impossible to not make money with crypto during this year. If you wasn’t able to, you’re definitely UNIQUE

Hello fellow redditors.

As far as I remember, majority of the coins, more than majority, almost 90% of coins that are in top 100 and were during this year are up by nice amounts.

Since January 1st, Bitcoin is up ~87%, Ethereum ~500%, XRP ~370%… heck even hated ADA Cardano which is able to divide a room is up ~760%.

Not to mention dog coins such as doge, shiba… we all know how these barking coins performed.

We had nice bull run, and we’re still having it, even though you can disagree that this wasn’t real bull run, I believe that this time it’s different. Many institutional investors started to flow in, better media adoption and acceptance, Melon Muskito shilling crypto and then after he had bad night shitting on it, McAfee finally ate his wiener and left us, crypto com advertisement even on my Christmas tree. Many many situations that happened all over the year. I’m scared to open toilet now because CRO will jump on me. Heck I’m not even mentioning LRC because my post will be instantly taken down.

Me, myself and I definitely lost some fiat during this year with bad investments, panicked and sold before pamps, or just chose wrong coins.. (see you SQUID) but if we zoom out and stay on the earth, literally every coin performed very well, most of the coins from top 100 are in green, followed by multiple Xs.

All I can say, is that we can see that DCA, HODL and just living your life while taking out initial investments, is not that hard while we’re experiencing bull market. You may argue that once bear wakes up from hibernation, that it’ll be different. It’ll be, but in better way, because if we zoom out, the profits then after bear will fall asleep, will be way bigger.

Just my 2 sats after having diner with family with some shots of Rum.

Edit: some of you guys still have a week to go to get some extra buck, so don’t be angry on me, I love you.

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

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Welcome to $MoonPirate! With over 89,500 strong holders and a market cap of only $10.5M. 🔥 JUST LISTED ON COINTIGER! JUST LISTED ON COINSBIT!🔥 Rum is being distilled. IPA being released next month. Governance voting currently ongoing to pick flavour of first energy drink!

❗LISTED ON CMC AND CG❗

⚠️WHITEPAPER RELEASED⚠️

Some of their deliverables so far have included:

  • ☠️PirateSwap launched (investors can purchase MoonPirate directly on their website)

  • ☠️Pirate Wallet Tracker launched (view how much your holdings are worth and how much you have gained by simply holding)

  • ☠️Get Nok Distillery (California, US) Service Agreement Signed, Sealed and Delivered and MoonPirate Dark Rum (with a hint of coconut – as voted by investors) is 3 to 5 months away

  • ☠️Catchment Brewing Co (Brisbane, Australia) – MoonPirate Tropical IPA 4 weeks away. Launch Party will be held at venue for those who can make it

  • ☠️Updated Roadmap incoming including the expansion of the MoonPirate ecosystem (including $RUM native token which is going to be pretty crazy)

  • ☠️Governance Platform LAUNCHED! (your MoonPirate holdings will dictate your voting potential)

  • ☠️Now on CoinGecko and CMC, Add this to Blockfolio, Stocktwits & Delta

  • ☠️Weekly Live Video AMA’s (including founder, community manager and communications manager)

On top of that, we have NFT’s, charity donations (Pirate Party kids cancer charity), billboards including Times Square New York, weekly Pirate Chronicles (medium articles) and more.

Be sure to check out EVERYTHING on the website, which is being updated on a daily basis.

Remember this is 100% rugproof (LP Tokens 100% burnt, ownership renounced, 2 x audits)

  • Website: https://moonpirate.finance
  • Telegram: https://t.me/MoonPirate
  • Discord: https://discord.gg/dwgeUTHv
  • MoonPirate Rap Song: https://youtu.be/A6cRhPz5Cro

✅ TOKEN ADDRESS: 0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

💰 How to buy video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f9eHmJy86s&ab_channel=DeFiDom

💵 Purchase on Pancake Swap: https://exchange.pancakeswap.finance/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

🌚 MoonPirate is SAFU and sailing to the MOON 🔥 100% LP tokens burned. 60% of all supply burned. ♻️ 2% fee AUTOMATICALLY GOES BACK INTO LIQUIDITY 💎 1.2% fee AUTOMATICALLY GETS DISTRIBUTED BACK TO HOLDERS 🔥 0.8% GETS BURNED FOREVER

🔮 Contract Address 🔮 https://bscscan.com/token/0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

👌🏻 Ownership Renounced 👌🏻 https://bscscan.com/tx/0x761054a6b262d484be39099639a9b89465805c18f2a97f4b94a53726c1d7bc6d

🔥 LP Burned 🔥 https://bscscan.com/tx/0xc4189bc138d0b1f02a88d65014ff7605f8d10e6e27e12783c28db326a56c7e18

📲 Links 📲

  • Twitter :https://twitter.com/moonpiratebsc
  • Telegram: htt
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Welcome to $MoonPirate! With over 89,500 strong holders and a market cap of only $10.5M. 🔥 JUST LISTED ON COINTIGER! JUST LISTED ON COINSBIT!🔥 Rum is being distilled. IPA being released next month. Governance voting currently ongoing to pick flavour of first energy drink!

❗LISTED ON CMC AND CG❗

⚠️WHITEPAPER RELEASED⚠️

Some of their deliverables so far have included:

  • ☠️PirateSwap launched (investors can purchase MoonPirate directly on their website)

  • ☠️Pirate Wallet Tracker launched (view how much your holdings are worth and how much you have gained by simply holding)

  • ☠️Get Nok Distillery (California, US) Service Agreement Signed, Sealed and Delivered and MoonPirate Dark Rum (with a hint of coconut – as voted by investors) is 3 to 5 months away

  • ☠️Catchment Brewing Co (Brisbane, Australia) – MoonPirate Tropical IPA 4 weeks away. Launch Party will be held at venue for those who can make it

  • ☠️Updated Roadmap incoming including the expansion of the MoonPirate ecosystem (including $RUM native token which is going to be pretty crazy)

  • ☠️Governance Platform LAUNCHED! (your MoonPirate holdings will dictate your voting potential)

  • ☠️Now on CoinGecko and CMC, Add this to Blockfolio, Stocktwits & Delta

  • ☠️Weekly Live Video AMA’s (including founder, community manager and communications manager)

On top of that, we have NFT’s, charity donations (Pirate Party kids cancer charity), billboards including Times Square New York, weekly Pirate Chronicles (medium articles) and more.

Be sure to check out EVERYTHING on the website, which is being updated on a daily basis.

Remember this is 100% rugproof (LP Tokens 100% burnt, ownership renounced, 2 x audits)

  • Website: https://moonpirate.finance
  • Telegram: https://t.me/MoonPirate
  • Discord: https://discord.gg/dwgeUTHv
  • MoonPirate Rap Song: https://youtu.be/A6cRhPz5Cro

✅ TOKEN ADDRESS: 0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

💰 How to buy video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f9eHmJy86s&ab_channel=DeFiDom

💵 Purchase on Pancake Swap: https://exchange.pancakeswap.finance/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

🌚 MoonPirate is SAFU and sailing to the MOON 🔥 100% LP tokens burned. 60% of all supply burned. ♻️ 2% fee AUTOMATICALLY GOES BACK INTO LIQUIDITY 💎 1.2% fee AUTOMATICALLY GETS DISTRIBUTED BACK TO HOLDERS 🔥 0.8% GETS BURNED FOREVER

🔮 Contract Address 🔮 https://bscscan.com/token/0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

👌🏻 Ownership Renounced 👌🏻 https://bscscan.com/tx/0x761054a6b262d484be39099639a9b89465805c18f2a97f4b94a53726c1d7bc6d

🔥 LP Burned 🔥 https://bscscan.com/tx/0xc4189bc138d0b1f02a88d65014ff7605f8d10e6e27e12783c28db326a56c7e18

📲 Links 📲

  • Twitter :https://twitter.com/moonpiratebsc
  • Telegram: https
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Welcome to $MoonPirate! With over 89,500 strong holders and a market cap of only $10.5M. 🔥 JUST LISTED ON COINTIGER! JUST LISTED ON COINSBIT!🔥 Rum is being distilled. IPA being released next month. Governance voting currently ongoing to pick flavour of first energy drink!

❗LISTED ON CMC AND CG❗

⚠️WHITEPAPER RELEASED⚠️

Some of their deliverables so far have included:

  • ☠️PirateSwap launched (investors can purchase MoonPirate directly on their website)

  • ☠️Pirate Wallet Tracker launched (view how much your holdings are worth and how much you have gained by simply holding)

  • ☠️Get Nok Distillery (California, US) Service Agreement Signed, Sealed and Delivered and MoonPirate Dark Rum (with a hint of coconut – as voted by investors) is 3 to 5 months away

  • ☠️Catchment Brewing Co (Brisbane, Australia) – MoonPirate Tropical IPA 4 weeks away. Launch Party will be held at venue for those who can make it

  • ☠️Updated Roadmap incoming including the expansion of the MoonPirate ecosystem (including $RUM native token which is going to be pretty crazy)

  • ☠️Governance Platform LAUNCHED! (your MoonPirate holdings will dictate your voting potential)

  • ☠️Now on CoinGecko and CMC, Add this to Blockfolio, Stocktwits & Delta

  • ☠️Weekly Live Video AMA’s (including founder, community manager and communications manager)

On top of that, we have NFT’s, charity donations (Pirate Party kids cancer charity), billboards including Times Square New York, weekly Pirate Chronicles (medium articles) and more.

Be sure to check out EVERYTHING on the website, which is being updated on a daily basis.

Remember this is 100% rugproof (LP Tokens 100% burnt, ownership renounced, 2 x audits)

  • Website: https://moonpirate.finance
  • Telegram: https://t.me/MoonPirate
  • Discord: https://discord.gg/dwgeUTHv
  • MoonPirate Rap Song: https://youtu.be/A6cRhPz5Cro

✅ TOKEN ADDRESS: 0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

💰 How to buy video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f9eHmJy86s&ab_channel=DeFiDom

💵 Purchase on Pancake Swap: https://exchange.pancakeswap.finance/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

🌚 MoonPirate is SAFU and sailing to the MOON 🔥 100% LP tokens burned. 60% of all supply burned. ♻️ 2% fee AUTOMATICALLY GOES BACK INTO LIQUIDITY 💎 1.2% fee AUTOMATICALLY GETS DISTRIBUTED BACK TO HOLDERS 🔥 0.8% GETS BURNED FOREVER

🔮 Contract Address 🔮 https://bscscan.com/token/0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

👌🏻 Ownership Renounced 👌🏻 https://bscscan.com/tx/0x761054a6b262d484be39099639a9b89465805c18f2a97f4b94a53726c1d7bc6d

🔥 LP Burned 🔥 https://bscscan.com/tx/0xc4189bc138d0b1f02a88d65014ff7605f8d10e6e27e12783c28db326a56c7e18

📲 Links 📲

  • Twitter :https://twitter.com/moonpiratebsc
  • Telegram: htt
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Welcome to $MoonPirate! With over 89,500 strong holders and a market cap of only $10.5M. 🔥 JUST LISTED ON COINTIGER! JUST LISTED ON COINSBIT!🔥 Rum is being distilled. IPA being released next month. Governance voting currently ongoing to pick flavour of first energy drink!

❗LISTED ON CMC AND CG❗

⚠️WHITEPAPER RELEASED⚠️

Some of their deliverables so far have included:

  • ☠️PirateSwap launched (investors can purchase MoonPirate directly on their website)

  • ☠️Pirate Wallet Tracker launched (view how much your holdings are worth and how much you have gained by simply holding)

  • ☠️Get Nok Distillery (California, US) Service Agreement Signed, Sealed and Delivered and MoonPirate Dark Rum (with a hint of coconut – as voted by investors) is 3 to 5 months away

  • ☠️Catchment Brewing Co (Brisbane, Australia) – MoonPirate Tropical IPA 4 weeks away. Launch Party will be held at venue for those who can make it

  • ☠️Updated Roadmap incoming including the expansion of the MoonPirate ecosystem (including $RUM native token which is going to be pretty crazy)

  • ☠️Governance Platform LAUNCHED! (your MoonPirate holdings will dictate your voting potential)

  • ☠️Now on CoinGecko and CMC, Add this to Blockfolio, Stocktwits & Delta

  • ☠️Weekly Live Video AMA’s (including founder, community manager and communications manager)

On top of that, we have NFT’s, charity donations (Pirate Party kids cancer charity), billboards including Times Square New York, weekly Pirate Chronicles (medium articles) and more.

Be sure to check out EVERYTHING on the website, which is being updated on a daily basis.

Remember this is 100% rugproof (LP Tokens 100% burnt, ownership renounced, 2 x audits)

  • Website: https://moonpirate.finance
  • Telegram: https://t.me/MoonPirate
  • Discord: https://discord.gg/dwgeUTHv
  • MoonPirate Rap Song: https://youtu.be/A6cRhPz5Cro

✅ TOKEN ADDRESS: 0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

💰 How to buy video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f9eHmJy86s&ab_channel=DeFiDom

💵 Purchase on Pancake Swap: https://exchange.pancakeswap.finance/#/swap?outputCurrency=0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

🌚 MoonPirate is SAFU and sailing to the MOON 🔥 100% LP tokens burned. 60% of all supply burned. ♻️ 2% fee AUTOMATICALLY GOES BACK INTO LIQUIDITY 💎 1.2% fee AUTOMATICALLY GETS DISTRIBUTED BACK TO HOLDERS 🔥 0.8% GETS BURNED FOREVER

🔮 Contract Address 🔮 https://bscscan.com/token/0xf09b7b6ba6dab7cccc3ae477a174b164c39f4c66

👌🏻 Ownership Renounced 👌🏻 https://bscscan.com/tx/0x761054a6b262d484be39099639a9b89465805c18f2a97f4b94a53726c1d7bc6d

🔥 LP Burned 🔥 https://bscscan.com/tx/0xc4189bc138d0b1f02a88d65014ff7605f8d10e6e27e12783c28db326a56c7e18

📲 Links 📲

  • Twitter :https://twitter.com/moonpiratebsc
  • Telegram: https
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