40 Yard Dash Puns

A list of puns related to "40 Yard Dash"

I just made a new personal best on the 40 yard dash today

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👤︎ u/aparks1437
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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Dinner

We got a take-and-bake pizza.

Wife: "Did you time that pizza?"

Me: "Yeah. And it didn't run a very fast 40 yard dash."

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👤︎ u/kibasoul
📅︎ May 29 2015
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