4 Only Puns

A list of puns related to "4 Only"

It’s five am and I only had like 4 hours of sleep. Thought of this joke

What do you call a Christian fruit?

A peacher

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👤︎ u/PoeJascoe
📅︎ May 05 2022
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If the Beatles were French, why would they only have 3 members as opposed to 4?

Instead of John, Paul, George, and Ringo, they would be Jean-Paul, George, and Ringo

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👤︎ u/BionicBirb
📅︎ Nov 10 2021
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This sub should only have 4 elder dad mods who have been here since the beginning.

Call them the forefathers

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👤︎ u/Thendofreason
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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👤︎ u/Tinnber
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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A pie is $2.00 in the Bahamas and $4 in Jamaica and only $3.40 in Barbados

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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👤︎ u/Lexy44
📅︎ Jul 05 2021
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Thought of this while on the shitter, my only kid is a 4 yr old cat

"What was Joe doing before the election results?"

"Biden time"

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👤︎ u/themarine111
📅︎ May 20 2021
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The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).

The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.

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👤︎ u/dontcryformegiratina
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels.

Unfortunately she didn't know I existed.

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👤︎ u/revolut1onname
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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Only 4 keys to success

the ‘s’ key, the ‘u’ key, the ‘c’ key, and the ‘e’ key.

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👤︎ u/Parkwad
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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I want to buy Apple's new monitor but I only have $4,000...

I can't stand it!

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👤︎ u/OdieEstee
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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We were driving across state over the holidays and my 4 year old tells us she has to pee. We just happened to be almost to an exit with several gas stations to take her. I proudly proclaimed ‘Urine luck! There are plenty of places to go at this exit!’ Sadly, I only got an eye roll from my wife.
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👤︎ u/Beergelden
📅︎ Jan 02 2019
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I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/4Lman
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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What do children have 4 of but adults only have 2 of?

kidneys

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👤︎ u/campbell6315
📅︎ May 12 2016
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A guy on drugs ran up to me to just tell me he has only 4 teeth left

Quick meths

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👤︎ u/SooWh4t
📅︎ May 30 2019
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Milwaukee Bucks. The only bucks you can't get 4 quarters out of.
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👤︎ u/JoshP99
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Don't judge me because I only have $4.

Judge me because I stole it from my daughter's piggy bank.

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👤︎ u/fukhed69
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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She's only 4!!

We've been teaching our 4 year old angel/terrorist daughter to use the phone so that in an emergency she'll be able to call me/SO/emergency services. I noticed when i got home yesterday that I had a missed call on my mobile phone from the land-line number, so I asked her: "Did you call me earlier?" Quick as a flash she replys: "No, I called you Dad!" My work here is done.

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👤︎ u/SystemCanNotFail
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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My daughter's only 4 years old and she set me up for the classic Dad joke

I was busy cooking us pancakes for breakfast when she came out with this one:

Her: Dad you're a pancake.

Me: Huh? I'm not a pancake.

Her: Hi Not-a-pancake, I'm Silvia.

Me: proud tears of joy

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👤︎ u/SoulFate
📅︎ Apr 19 2015
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While on a vacation last summer, my brother-in-law was telling me that he just got a deal on some really nice empty wooden Cuban cigar boxes as souvenirs for only $4 each - I replied...

"So, it was a good deal, but no cigar"

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👤︎ u/obedienthoreau
📅︎ Jan 27 2016
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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