I am broke, B-r-o-e broke!
I have zero K ($) to my name
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︎ Nov 12 2021
I can't take my Dog to the Pond anymore, b/c the Ducks keep Attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a Purebread.
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︎ Nov 03 2021
I bet you didnt know the B in Benoit B Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B Mandelbrot?
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︎ Oct 04 2021
I was a history major in college with a B average...
I went on to become a Vice Presidential historian.
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︎ Sep 22 2021
I'm not too big a fan of Cardi B, but I like her health conscious sister
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︎ Jun 01 2021
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
My wife asked me what B vitamins I was taking
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︎ May 04 2021
I saw an old Subaru that was missing a letter B.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I heard that Cardi B won a certificate for being crazy.
I guess she's a certified freak.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Give me some feedback- I'm all b-ears
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︎ Feb 08 2020
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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︎ Feb 08 2020
I live in the house next door to where the Notorious B.I.G. grew up as a child.
The current owners let me take a look inside. No biggie.
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︎ Jul 29 2018
People say I pronounce my bβs and vβ like a Russian...
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︎ Mar 28 2019
I am pulling my hair out to think of that R & B singer who opens doors
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︎ Sep 06 2020
βDad, Iβm so happy! I got a B in reading!β
Dad: Thatβs a D, idiot.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
I put the "b" in dyslexia
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︎ Apr 25 2019
I just discovered that Cardi B's mother was one of the Spice Girls.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I just thought of this from all the b-day greetings i got in facebook today
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I don't need a B.S. in business...
To know how to B.S. in business
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
I invited a bunch of rappers to my party. Most of them showed up, but Notorious B.I.G. couldn't make it.
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︎ Jun 29 2018
My daughter is 14 and dating. Her boyfriendβs name is Braden, I think..so I just use any B name that comes to mind to annoy her. Braden, Brody, Bradley, Brandon, Bruce, Bryce, etc. Looking for more suggestions! I also talk gangster to her all the time to get her going. Being a βDad Jokeβ Dad is fun!
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︎ Jan 31 2019
My medical record says I have blood type B
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I went to B&Q the other day; the shop attendant asked me if i wanted decking
So i turned round and punched him first.
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︎ Dec 24 2018
The most b-rated move Iβve ever seen is...
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︎ Mar 18 2019
I just learned Cardi B has a cousin whoβs really into fitness.
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︎ Apr 11 2018
I know Cardi Bβs last name ...
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︎ Sep 25 2018
What did the cops think when Notorious B.I.G. died?
They thought it was no Biggie.
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︎ May 23 2014
After I got a B in my math class....
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︎ Jun 01 2014
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I'm a big fan of Cardi-B
but not a big fan of cardi-o
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Son: "Dad, I am so happy. I got a B in reading!"
Dad: "That's a D, idiot."
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︎ Feb 28 2020
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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︎ Dec 11 2019
βDad, Iβm so happy! I got a B in reading!β
Dad: Thatβs a D, idiot.
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︎ Aug 31 2018
So I went on /b/ again.
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︎ Feb 22 2016
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