What do you call a clock made out of records?

Its the vinyl countdown

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What do you call a Europe album played on a turntable?

The Vinyl Countdown

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Tom Scott Joke: What do you call a timer set for when the title track of Europe's 1985 album will be played for the last time?

Its the final Final Countdown countdown.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Going through clothing at work.

A customer was interested in a jacket that was on clearance. It was missing its tag, and was the last of its kind. My coworker did some digging and found the model name. A while later, I asked him about the jacket

Me: So this jacket is called the Countdown?

Coworker: Yeah

Me: And this is the last one?

Coworker: Yeah

Me: Oh, so this is the Final Countdown!

My coworker groaned loudly and slapped his face with the palm of his hand.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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Only once every year

Every year after the countdown to proclaim:

I haven't eaten since last year!!

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