22, A Million Puns

As long as I can remember he has made this joke, i'm 22 now.

Dad: (puts hand on my head). "Hey son, what's my hand?"

Me: "idunno dad, what?"

Dad: "it's a brain sucker. And what's it doing?"

Me: (partially annoyed cause iv'e heard this a million times) "whaaaaaaaat dad???"

Dad: "Starving." (Walks away with a smirk, like it's the first time he's ever told me it) -_-