2018 College Football Playoff National Championship Puns

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Alright r/CFB, I want your opinion on this question: What was the greatest moment to happen in the Bowl Championship Series National Championship Game or the College Football Playoff? A historic moment, a thrilling play that changed the outcome, a great performance, or some exciting football.

Here a few candidates from recent years

2005: Texas-USC. Needs no more explanation other than "Vince. Young. Scores."

2010: Michael Dyer's legendary "Was his knee not on the ground" run to set up Auburn for the win.

2013: Kermit Whitfield's 100-yard kickoff return touchdown to give Florida State the momentum late in the game.

2016: Hunter Renfrow catching Deshawn Watson's game winning touchdown pass.

2017: Sony Michel's direct snap touchdown run to send Georgia to the championship

2017: Tua Tagovailoa as a true freshman coming in to turn 2nd and 26 into the game winning touchdown pass

2019: Joe Burrow's seven touchdown passes in the first half to demolish Oklahoma.

What are some of your favorites? There have to be tons of great moment's that I missed. Let me know your favorite.

P.S. Georgia fans, I'm sure you can handle discussing 2nd and 26 after Monday's game.

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I would like the SEC Shorts to be Georgia and Hope sitting on the couch watching the game. Hope tries to convince Georgia that the Dawgs can win but Georgia is pessimistic and in denial the whole time, even after Kirby hoists the trophy. He goes to bed, wakes up and just calmly re-watches the game. Like he’s studying it - as if he can’t comprehend what he’s seeing. He then goes to the office, talks with all the other schools around the water cooler and they commend him on the National Championship and he thinks it’s some practical joke they’re all playing on him.

Several days later he’s still in denial about it and the other schools are wondering what’s wrong. Eventually Alabama comes up to him and says “No, seriously, Georgia…you won. This isn’t a joke. Why would I joke about losing to a walk-on QB beating Nick Saban and my Heisman Trophy winning QB that torched you for 400+ yards and 4 TDs a month earlier?

Georgia realizes it wasn’t a dream and he runs out of the office chugging whiskey and barking at everyone. Auburn turns to Tennessee and says, “This is not gonna end well.”

A week later, Georgia is still partying and all the other schools are staring at him in curious wonderment/mild annoyance.

Florida says aloud to the other schools, “It’s gonna be a long year.”

Alabama replies, “Yeah, but at least I won’t act like this when I win it next year.”

Hope chimes in, “It’s not that bad, we only have to put up with this every 41 years.”

So, here we are again. The National Championship is upon us in football. Another season has come to an end and we now have to wait another 8 months until it starts back up again.

So how did the contestants do?

Cincinnati Bearcats - Well, you still got beat up but this still wasn't the bloodbath people were expecting. Their defense is the reason the Bearcats were able to stay in this game for as long as they possibly could, but alas, it wasn't enough. The Crimson Tide shut Cincy out of the endzone and all they could manage was two field goals. Still a successful season though. Whether Luke Fickell returns this season or heads off to Ohio State is unclear, but nonetheless, good job on making it this far.

Fucking Useless Wolverines - The close game everyone was expecting turned into another shitshow. Everything that could have gone wrong for Michigan did. This was your first playoff appearance, Michigan. This was your opportunity to shed the choker label and no longer be the laughing stock of the Big Ten. And you couldn't even do that. The offense made mistake after mistake. Cade McNamara had an awful night throwing picks to the opposition. Blake Corum was neutered. Aidan Hutchinson was nowhere to be seen and was put on the missing persons list. You've had HOW long to prepare for this game? Sure, Georgia was playing the game of their lives but it still shouldn't have been a 23-point blowout. I'm still not forgiving you for your past failures. You helped to unleash the hell that is Georgia fans, and you've managed to unleash the Pandora's Box of locusts known as Buckeye fans to torment you for failing to win a big game again. You failed to stop the wrath of the SEC and this is your punishment. I ask you to do ONE job and you couldn't do it if it was laid out in front of you. Fuck off...

So, that's what happened to the finalists. So who are we seeing for the championship game? The epic showdown will be of...

Alabama Crimson Tide vs. Georgia Bulldogs "You're Fucked Again!"

CONGLATURATION, NCAA FOOTBALL!!

Alabama vs. Georgia. Fucking hell, again?

This just gives ammo to the people who think college football is rigged. Despite some of the new contenders that have emerged during this season, college football is once again fucked.

But wait, I thought things were gonna be different this year! Ohio State and Oklahoma fell out of contention! Clemson collapsed! Like how we were going t

Will the results be same, or will it be different this time?

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