A list of puns related to "2 Bore"
One of them pulls out some weed and asks his mate, "Wanna get medium."
My wife says it will look too boring, but I think it will be egg siding.
Heβs always telling people to come on bored
"Allah bored"
When we were Christmas shopping for our kids, we went to target. After walking around for a while I got bored and eventually found a bouncy ball. It was a small inflatable basketball about tennis ball sized and being inflated instead of solid rubber, it made a louder noise when it hit the ground.
We were walking around and I was bouncing the ball. My wife got visibly irritated at the constant noise following her around and told me to please put it down. I bounced it again and said "I'm trying, but every time I do, it comes back up into my hand"
Que the groan.
You know I would raise these super cute fluffy bunnies!
People would always ask me how it was: was it relaxing, fun, nice, a bore etc...?
I would always respond that it was honestly terrifying, like really scary.
People in bewilderment would always say: "what? scary? how can that be??"
I would respond: "well, it was hare raising"
I'm a Bored Again Christian.
Bored to bore
but I had to quit because it was just boring.
Back to the drawing, bored
Being a well driller, I often dream I could drill right to the center of the earth.
If I didn't have such a great imagination my job would be just boring.
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
Pff... more like Bore Ragnarok...
But it is a bit boring and takes too long to tell.
One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. π€ͺπ€£
He was boring.
At first itβs boring and then itβs Riveting!
He was quite a bore
Son is working on math. Currently working on negative numbers, which is below his level (pun intended).
Wife says, "He is really bored. If you can think of anything to say to help that would be great.
Me to son, βHey buddy, I know you are working on negative numbers and that is boring. Try to stay positive.β
it was really boring.
I think they're just boring tools
It was pretty boring
I learned the definition of boring.
It was plain boring
But I thought it'd be kinda boring.
Then they got bored and called it a day.
but it was pretty boring.
...itβs mainly boring.
It was a bit boring.
It's boring.
Imagine how boring quarantine would be if he hadn't invented Windows.
Iβm sure it would just bore you though.
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
The job was boring.
But it's a bore
Bored.
...I've always considered them to be boring tools.
marrying you put the ring in boring
How boring!
You can say I never get card-bored.
My dad said,
βHi bored Iβm nail!β
Harrison Bored
It was a bit boring.
It was a bit boring.
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