A list of puns related to "8 Bore"
You know I would raise these super cute fluffy bunnies!
People would always ask me how it was: was it relaxing, fun, nice, a bore etc...?
I would always respond that it was honestly terrifying, like really scary.
People in bewilderment would always say: "what? scary? how can that be??"
I would respond: "well, it was hare raising"
I'm a Bored Again Christian.
Bored to bore
but I had to quit because it was just boring.
Back to the drawing, bored
I just had to fast forward the boring bit at the beginning.
Being a well driller, I often dream I could drill right to the center of the earth.
If I didn't have such a great imagination my job would be just boring.
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
But it is a bit boring and takes too long to tell.
One called Justin and the other called Kristian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted" Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed....... I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Kristian!!.. 🤪🤣
He was boring.
At first it’s boring and then it’s Riveting!
Son is working on math. Currently working on negative numbers, which is below his level (pun intended).
Wife says, "He is really bored. If you can think of anything to say to help that would be great.
Me to son, “Hey buddy, I know you are working on negative numbers and that is boring. Try to stay positive.”
it was really boring.
It was pretty boring
It was plain boring
I learned the definition of boring.
But I thought it'd be kinda boring.
Then they got bored and called it a day.
I think they're just boring tools
...it’s mainly boring.
but it was pretty boring.
It was a bit boring.
It's boring.
Imagine how boring quarantine would be if he hadn't invented Windows.
The job was boring.
I’m sure it would just bore you though.
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
Bored.
But it's a bore
You can say I never get card-bored.
How boring!
...I've always considered them to be boring tools.
Harrison Bored
My dad said,
“Hi bored I’m nail!”
Her husband was a bore.
when I was a bored teenager. I just mopped around all day.
A Dino-bore
It was a bit boring.
It was a bit boring.
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