I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
-or-
Don't grow so close to me
Any help?
I bought some guitar picks for my partner's belated bday and I want to have some musical puns engraved on them. I don't know enough about music to do a good job. I need puns that play on musical theory or musical notes, method, whatever... Anything that's more clever than "I pick you", which I think is cute but also underwhelming. These are guitar picks though, so short and simple are best. NSFW acceptable. PLE ASE HALP!!!
I'll try to orchestrate a change.
Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!
It ended in a clefhanger.
We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
The paper was jamming.
I think the paper's jamming.
along with nearly 900 by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, nearly 400 by Johann Christian Bach, more than 300 by Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, and nearly 200 by Wilhelm Friedemann Bach.
Together with as many as 200 more surviving compositions by other members of the Bach dynasty, scholars estimate that about 3 000 works are preserved in total, a collection that we today know as the Baroque Bach mountain.
For having students read band books.
He really likes the Greens
He was haulin’ oats.
They're big metal fans
Royalty free music
A ***Ska***lar.
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
They're big metal fans.
I've always been a heavy sleeper.
What music does a fake Irish singer sing?
Sham-Rock!
a harmonica
I got there in 33, which is record speed.
Aquapella
Reebok (re-Bach)
It's 50 Cent featuring nickleback.
Finnish Hymns
Think it's the Chopin board.
The Akustic Guitar.
I call it my trail mix.
Me: the reason why I'm asking is that you are a member of the Police
Officer: please, Don't stand so close to me
"I'm a big metal fan"
Turns out the paper was jamming
The paper was jamming.
The other replies ‘Well, I’m a big metal fan.’
