45 Hilarious .mac Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

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👤︎ u/TheGenryusai

📅︎ Dec 15 2020

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I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...

I had to Nicks that idea.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 18 2021

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Me: I'm much better at making Mac and cheese, and you know why that is?

Wife: I'm going to regret this. Why?

Me: I'm cheesier than you.

Wife: ...

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👤︎ u/Gameronomist

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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I was in McDonald's and I ask the worker how much for a big mac and fries

She said she didn't know, so I said roughly.

So in a deep voice she said "I DON'T KNOOOOW"

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👤︎ u/Sentinel_UK

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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Mac now supports Windows

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👤︎ u/fatherjon05

📅︎ Oct 22 2020

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I made the most expensive Mac & Cheese ever.

Bit hard to eat though

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👤︎ u/vbloke

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?

How dairy!

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👤︎ u/Snugl-v203

📅︎ Nov 17 2020

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Mac n Cheese

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👤︎ u/JRStarLord

📅︎ May 29 2020

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Mac and Cheese imgur.com/KxRkRSQ

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👤︎ u/jvst_joshin

📅︎ Aug 22 2020

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I told my friend a joke about mac n cheese today

He said it was too cheesy

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👤︎ u/ohioboy22

📅︎ Oct 23 2020

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After releasing his hit song about his farm, Old Mac Donald started receiving some letters from his fans.

"E” “I” “E” “I” “O"

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👤︎ u/Rudy12345mc

📅︎ Aug 12 2020

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What is one of the cheapest macs around?

A big mac

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👤︎ u/ALizardKing

📅︎ Jun 28 2020

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Why did Fleetwood Mac's Christine McVie change her name?

Her maiden name was Perfect.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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Mac and cheese

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👤︎ u/Danky_Dearest

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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Did you hear about the Fleetwood Mac singer's leg shaving mishap?

It was Stevie's nick.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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A cheesy pun about new Mac Pro

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👤︎ u/Tall-Nathan

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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Mac and cheese mmmm

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👤︎ u/bradislit

📅︎ Dec 03 2019

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Who wants Mac n Cheese?

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👤︎ u/Stripper_Jesus

📅︎ Jul 18 2019

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Mac now supports Windows

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👤︎ u/NoodleSlayer008

📅︎ Jul 28 2019

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Mac and cheese

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👤︎ u/Intelligent_Let

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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Last October, I was walking through the cemetery and I came across a trash can where someone had thrown out their Kraft halloween monster themed mac and cheese...

It was the mac.

It was the monster mac.

the monster mac

was in the graveyard trash.

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👤︎ u/brdain

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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Mac n Cheese

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👤︎ u/StabbyMcStabbyFace

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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Mac and cheese

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👤︎ u/Bcm980

📅︎ Aug 31 2019

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Mac now supports windows

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👤︎ u/Ihabmirdasmalan

📅︎ Jul 05 2019

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Forbidden Mac and Cheese

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👤︎ u/SirAeneas

📅︎ Mar 28 2019

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Mac and cheese

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👤︎ u/Pegacornian

📅︎ Apr 14 2019

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Mac and cheese.

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👤︎ u/blackhawk_pilot

📅︎ Oct 10 2018

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Bought a Fleetwood Mac gps

Absolutely useless, everytime I enter a destination it tells me 'You can go your own way'

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👤︎ u/mrcheckpointeh

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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Mac supports windows

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👤︎ u/vincentrainbows

📅︎ Apr 19 2019

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Apple just announced a $999 Mac Pro Stand!

Just a little extra and it could be a grand stand!

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👤︎ u/Aswarin

📅︎ Jun 04 2019

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Mac and cheese stall in London with a punny name

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👤︎ u/ryman72

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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What do you call the German video game about Mac & Cheese?

Mein Kraft

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👤︎ u/MrLebronWeasley

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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How many Quarter Pounders make a Big Mac?

None of them, they can’t cook.

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👤︎ u/jadekinsjackson

📅︎ Jan 28 2019

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My friend complemented me about how good I was a cooking Mac and cheese.

I said “thanks, it’s a special craft “.

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👤︎ u/bubbs67

📅︎ Feb 02 2019

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I like the new Mac Pro

They've canned the old design and gone for something a little grater

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👤︎ u/alpacadesires

📅︎ Jun 06 2019

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Found a great mac-and-cheese recipe. imgur.com/rIuGLWq

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👤︎ u/rb612

📅︎ Jul 01 2014

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Gaming on a Mac imgur.com/bnLWAxv

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👤︎ u/MrValdez

📅︎ Dec 06 2017

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What would Fleetwood Mac get insurance for?

Landslides

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👤︎ u/dorthraki

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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Who Is Mac?

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👤︎ u/DaBaconKing

📅︎ May 30 2017

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A friend asked me if I knew what happened to Fleetwood Mac.

I said, "I've only heard rumours"

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👤︎ u/iTri810

📅︎ Sep 05 2018

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Mac-cheesy pun imgur.com/Uce2jyS

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👤︎ u/Scotto_oz

📅︎ Mar 20 2016

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Why is the glass at the Mac store always so dirty?

They don't do Windows.

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👤︎ u/KiwiCandle

📅︎ May 27 2017

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Mac supports windows

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👤︎ u/reeegen

📅︎ Apr 19 2015

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If you farted whilst installing the new MAC OS, would you then need windows?

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👤︎ u/karmaniak

📅︎ Nov 25 2016

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Got an email from Dad. Apparently Macs now support windows

http://i.imgur.com/3foPoUt.gif

I admit I laughed

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👤︎ u/SammyGreen

📅︎ Dec 08 2013

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