My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.
The Chinese don’t want to recognize Ty won.
Sounds like a huge Oper-TUNA-ty!
What do you call a Fish convicted of Murder? GILL-ty
Jews are an ethnic menorah-ty...
...which might explain why they get to take so many challah-days.
I was telling my Chinese friend that our buddy Ty is now the local boxing champion, but he doesn’t believe it.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
What’s the non-binary agenda?
Trick question, they don’t have agenda
Why are Dentists' graves hard to find?
Matthew McConaughey walks into a bakery...
Matthew: "Can I get three loaves of bread please?"
Baker: "What type do you want sir?"
Matthew: "All rye, all rye, all rye."
Why was the turkey put in jail?
The police suspected fowl play.
My wife said to me, "You're so childish...I'm leaving you."
I said, "Good luck with that, the floor is lava!"
There’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean that colour is…a pigment of your imagination?
What's a ghost's favorite body part?
What do bikers with HPV ride?
what did the bra say to the hat?
You go on a head, i'll give these two a lift
Sugar cane is the sweetest cane, walking cane is the slowest cane. What is the fastest cane?
What’s the difference between a Snow Man and a Snow Woman?
I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height…
Apparently, they didn’t like my critter sizing.
Why did Trump smash so many plates against the wall?
He wanted to seem tough on china.
Why is Boris Johnson like April?
He didn’t last as long as May.
why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
When the ex-President's treason trial ended with a death by hanging sentence, what did he really begin to pray for?
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
My son just asked me where poo comes from, I gave him a detailed explanation, where he then stood in stunned silence.
Then he asked, “What about Tigger?”
My daughter came up with this when she was 11. She's very proud of it and asked me to share.
Where do cows and pigs work?
At a Farm-acy
Marvin Gaye used to keep a lamb at a vineyard
He liked to herd it through the grapevine.
How can you tell if milk has been pasteurized?
Your forehead will be all wet
What do you get when you eat beans with onions?
I know a lot of Earth jokes…
"Son, do you know why helicopters never fly in the morning?" Puzzled, he responded, "No idea." I smiled and said...
My friend just said the prime minister of Canada is not Joe Biden
I said "You're right, it's true tho!"
a good romance starts with fun...
A bad romance starts with rarara a a a.
If an astronaut lost his gravy in space
Would that make it anti gravy-ty
If Dracula was a psychiatrist, what would his name be?
The Countselor
(Counselor)
...(my first attempt sorry)
What do call a MMA fighting championship for marsupials?
What sort of crime does a fish make?
Where do you go to buy a chair?
I went to the grocery store. The sign outside said "No food or drinks inside".
Where do ghosts like to shop at?
What has 2 butts and kills people?
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall ?
Why aren't koala bears actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.
My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but was not given the gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.
My friend Ty won the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
My friend Ty came first in a swimming competition in Beijing, but he wasn’t given a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
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