I just got my girlfriend with this: β€œYou heard about that country named after Becky Stan?”

Her: β€œWho’s Becky Stan? 🀨

... Ohhh πŸ˜–β€

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Who is Stan?

And how did he get so many countries named after him?

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Stan Lee says go forth and fill the void
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D4FF00
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Stan lee

Its sad he died but at least he lived a marvelous life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imag6731
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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I think Stan Lee’s cameo in Captain America Civil War was...

general lee marvelous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prunedada
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player.

At his very first practice, he already had the Stanley Cup..

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I told my dad Stan Lee died...

Dad: I don’t know who that is.

Me: how do you not know who Stan Lee is?

Dad: Because you haven’t told me his last name.

Me:....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MDVAME
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I made this. If you don't like it, eye under Stan imgur.com/MdlVFX4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DripSquirt
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One-night Stanned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why did Santa make Eminem an honorary elf?

He was a pretty good wrapper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flrgx
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A church was hiring a new bell ringer

And they interviewed an applicant named Stan. Stan had no arms due to an accident so the hiring manager asked how he would ever be able to do the job.

"I'll show you",said Stan.

They walked up flight after flight of stairs to the Bell tower all the while the manager wondered how Stan would ever be able to do the job. His questions were soon answered when after reaching the Bell tower, Stan took off running striking the bell face first. Gooong goes the bell. Stan picks himself up, takes off running face first at the bell, Gooong.

"Hold, on. You'll hurt yourself."

"I'm tough," said Stan, " "and I really needed this job"

"Ok," said the manager, leaving Stan to do the job.

All day the bell rang on the hour correctly and the manager thought too soon that he had misjudged Stan. Finally, at six in the evening there were only three gongs, then a commotion. Going out to see what was going on he found Stan dead on the street below. Apparently he had become disoriented from head trauma and missed the bell entirely falling to the street below.

"Who was this man, Who was he?" asked the crowd.

Not wanting to admit liability for the accident, the manager said "I don't know."

"But his face sure rings a bell"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_pos-tmodern_man
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Does anyone know Bruce Lee's dad's name?

It's always been a Mr. Lee to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonediggerninja
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Leeeeeee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genericwhite-guy
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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There should be a yearly award for best new comic book.

Call it the Stan Lee Cup.

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You know who has a lot of novel ideas?

Stephen King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrmyp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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My ex wife still misses me

But her aim is starting to improve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cccR3ACH
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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The Water Cycle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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Cleanin’ out my closet of puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Synonym buns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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What do you call a central asian obsessive fan?

A kazakh stan.

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Paging

I hope this is the proper venue for this post. If not, feel free to delete me.

This came from when I was doing production lighting. Every once in a while during concert setup the audio tech would need help with mic check. Now the "real" audio guys would always just stand there going "check check check one two". Me being not a real audio guy wanted to have more fun than that, so I would always do "pages" as if I was paging people. But I would use these assumed names. Here is a partial list of names I would use. If you look closely you might notice a familiar u/name or two.

Paging Mister Lobbla … Mister Bob Lobbla (from Arrested Development)

Paging Mister Vitoomey … Mister Lee Vitoomey

Paging Mister Frescoe … Mister Al Frescoe

Paging Miss Haivure … Miss Bee Haivure

Paging Miss Mitch … Miss Miranda Mitch (my random itch - from The Mick?)

Paging Miss Dactyl … Miss Tara Dactyl

Paging Miss Falactec … Miss Anna Falactec

Paging Miss Tonin … Miss Sarah Tonin

Paging Mister Zinette … Mister Ray Zinnette

Paging Mister Reader … Mister Chip Reader

Paging Miss Kiaki … Miss Sue Kiaki

Paging Mister Doffish … Mister Stan Doffish

Paging Mister Debank … Mister Robin Debank

Paging Mister Festo … Mister Manny Festo

Paging Mister Ifornia … Mister Cal Ifornia

Paging Mister Itosis … Mister Hal Itosis

Paging Mister Saroni … Mister Rye Saroni

Paging Mister Nasium … Mister Jim Nasium

Paging Mister Aroon … Mister Mac Aroon

Paging Miss Ester … Miss Polly Ester

Paging Miss Rexia … Miss Anna Rexia

Paging Mister Zapan … Mister Pete Zapan

Paging Mister Tenuff … Mister Jess Tenuff

Paging Miss Eous … Miss Elaine Eous

Paging Mister Aroni … Mister Mac Aroni

Paging Mister Preneur … Mister Andre Preneur

Paging Mister Cetera … Mister Ed Cetera

Paging Mr. Zapple … Mr. Adam Zapple

Paging Mr. Bino … Mr. Al Bino

Paging Miss Slapter … Miss Ida Slapter

Paging Miss Talia … Miss Jenna Talia

Paging Mr. Rafone … Mr. Mike Rafone

Paging Mr. Zark … Mr. Noah Zark

Paging Miss Yoki … Miss Carey Yoki

Paging Mr. Foolery … Mr. Tom Foolery

Paging Mr. Atric … Mr. Jerry Atric

Paging Mr. Duttank … Mr. Phillip Duttank

Paging Mr. Anoma … Mr. Mel Anoma

Paging Mister Jass … Mr. Hugh Jass

Paging Mr. Onella … Mr. Sam Onella

Paging Mr. Maphobe … Mr. Jer Maphobe

Paging Mr. Packa … Mr. Al Packa

Paging Mister Dente … Mister Al Dente

Paging Miss Conda … Miss Anna Conda

Paging Miss Sharalike … Miss Sharon Sharalike

Paging Miss Bellum … Miss Sarah Bellum

Paging Miss Mennopey … Miss

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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My coworker brought in his dad in to tour the new office.

"Hi, I'm Stan, and this is Triple Stan."

My coworker's name is Tristan.

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Stanley refused to poop until he got to the summit of mount Everest.

He had the highest Stan turds.

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Russia planning on invading Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan

Putin says "I love it when a stan comes together"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errie_tholluxe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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Dad joked my supervisor

I've been waiting so long to use this...

Me: Good morning, sir.

Supervisor: Morning, you're painting until sometime after noon. I need you to go pick up some parts for me.

Me: Sounds like a plan, Stan.

Supervisor: Funny guy... Okay, I'll call you later.

Me: Actually, you can just call me Tyler.

Supervisor didn't even crack a smile, but my life has been worth it now. β€ͺ#β€Ždadjokes‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newdul1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2014
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Who is Stan?

And how did he get so many countries named after him?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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My ex wife still misses me

But her aim is getting better.

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