What do you call Bananas without B ?
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How does a letter go from a B to a D?
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︎ Feb 08 2023
A polish guy went to the optometrist to get his eyes checked. The doctor showed a slide and asked if he could read the letters "C Z W I X B O S T A C Z"
Polish man looked at the slide and excitedly exclaimed "Read it, I know the guy!"
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︎ Jan 20 2023
If A is for apple and B is for banana, what is C for?
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︎ Jul 13 2022
The Beastie Boys announced an upcoming, 5-part anthology collection. You can get parts A, B, C, & D for free.
But you gotta fight for your right to Part E.
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︎ Jul 28 2022
a-b-c-d-e-f-g...
WATER p-q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z
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︎ Jul 01 2022
Cardi B has a sister that's a fitness instructor.
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︎ Dec 02 2022
What will you get if you remove B from Bananas
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︎ Sep 20 2022
My Asian father will not let me listen to Cardi B.
βWhy not listen to Cardi A?β
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︎ Jan 01 2023
How do you turn a duck into an R&B singer?
You cook it until itβs Bill Withers.
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︎ Jan 05 2023
What doe the B. Stand for in Benoit B. Mandelbrot?
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︎ Oct 07 2022
Why is b^2 - 4ac racist?
Because it's a discriminant.
I work at Mathnasium, the math learning center. A child told me this today. I am angry.
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︎ Jun 24 2022
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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︎ Nov 22 2022
It's easy to get a B in my class.
Just interrupt me and I'll open the hive.
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︎ Nov 26 2022
A pianist cuts his hand on the notes B, D, and F#. He goes to the doctor and tells him this.
The doctor says The damage looks to B minor.
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︎ Sep 24 2022
B is for Beatle!
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︎ Jul 23 2022
How do you know rapper Cardi B doesn't work out?
Because her name isn't Cardi O.
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︎ Oct 19 2022
y=mx+b jokes are great
but at some point we'll have to draw the line
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︎ May 24 2022
What was the most groundbreaking invention of 1750 B.C.?
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︎ Sep 14 2022
A B-flat, a E-flat and a G-flat walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry I don't serve minors"
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︎ Nov 25 2021
these puns b very spicy
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︎ Jul 29 2021
A, B,
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︎ Aug 29 2021
This old man donβt stand a chance. He might stand b chance or c chance,
but he donβt stand a chance
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︎ Sep 01 2022
Saw a man chanting "CONTROL B, CONTROL B!" at a protest...
It was a pretty bold take.
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︎ Jul 09 2022
For my Halloween party, Iβm hiring a band of zombies that play a combination of R&B, soul and jazz.
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︎ Sep 11 2022
why am I unable to O B
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︎ Aug 26 2022
What do you call an ursine survivalist who had their Bar-B-Q stolen?
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︎ Aug 13 2022
I managed to get Bβs in all my classes
You should have seen the face of my teacher and fellow students when they got swarmed
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︎ Apr 23 2022
What does Cardi B call her mom?
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︎ Jul 12 2022
What designer brand does Cardi B stand behind?
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︎ Jul 17 2022
my friend told me there were actually two south American countries that start with B.
I said "I don't Bolivia."
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︎ May 31 2022
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Love me some B-52's!
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︎ Nov 06 2021
What comes before Part B?
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︎ May 13 2022
B 206
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︎ Jul 09 2020
A is for apple. B is for bananas. What is C for?
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︎ Apr 13 2022
What did Sushi a) say to Sushi b)?
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︎ Sep 26 2022
What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
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︎ Jul 07 2022
Cardi B has a cousin who is a fitness trainer. What's her name?
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