my altar honoring my matron Ēostre because I find abundance and nature (and bunnies!) in all seasons when I least expect it but still manifest it! 🐰🌸🪴
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Týr and Ēostre

What relation do Týr and Ēostre have with each other?

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Glad Ēostre!
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👤︎ u/gunsmile
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This Easter, please remember the REAL reason for the season... the festival of the Germanic pagan goddess Ēostre or Ostara, from the Indo-European goddess Austrō imgur.com/eyEHS8t
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👤︎ u/Kunochan
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Happy Goddess Ēostre Day!
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Happy Goddess Ēostre Day! 😃
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Ēostre, me, 2020
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Ēostre - Verses
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Happy Ēostre Day, you silly Christians!
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👤︎ u/RazarTuk
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Sneaking satanic imagry into church, reading about Ēostre, goddess of fertillity.
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Happy Ēostre Sunday!
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Ēostre Rocks! [#eostre #rockeggs jpg OC]
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Happy fertility renewals, friends! (Putting the "Ēostre" back in "Easter") imgur.com/X6OGvTm
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Happy Ēostre, Bassheads! imgur.com/JazOoj2
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Happy feast of Ēostre, the goddess of Spring, Reddit. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eas…
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Ēostre, a Germanic goddess representing dawn, spring, fecundity, and love en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4…
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New Koyanskaya Bond 1 Line after Tunguska

“The Beast me flew off into the distant sky. And so too am I glad to have fallen asleep. My self-respect demands I pay back the favor I received. Leaving things unfinished is a great affront to beauty you see. Once again, Servant, Assassin-class, Koyanskaya of Light, returned to pay back a debt. It may only be a little love, but won’t you please dote on me…”

There’s a line (やられっぱなし美容の大敵な物ですから) that has me pretty confused so I tried to approximate it. Seems like the “Of Light” is just some play at redemption given how radiant she was in that final cutscene. Aside from the final line where she’s kinda cheeky she seems mostly sincere and poignant. Weird that such honesty comes after bond 1 instead of bond five but whatever. Also note that this line is only for her first two ascensions. Her final goddess form doesn’t have anything new as far as I can tell. Hopefully that gets some plot significance later on. I know people are of varying opinions over this event but I’m glad Koyan got a good moment without having to completely gloss over how overtly awful she was

EDIT: Thanks to u/ComunCoutinho for help with the problematic line

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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👤︎ u/snc8698
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I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns.

The doctor says it terminal.

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👤︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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The Ishtar Gate, built by the Babylonian King Nebuchadnezzar II in Mesopotamia in 575 BC, using blue lapis lazuli and dense asphalt bricks. It's now preserved in the Pergamon Museum, Berlin. Detail pic in comment. (598x896)
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👤︎ u/GaGator43
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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👤︎ u/tadashi4
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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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👤︎ u/Slimybirch
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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ADLER or EVERHART?

Context: I’ve never liked my last name. I have no contact with my dad. I am starting grad school next fall, so I figure if I’m going to change my name, I should do it now. This is something I’ve been thinking about for close to a year now. The names I keep coming back to are Adler & Everhart.

My full name is Kaylyn Rose _________. (I will NOT be changing my first or middle name.) I go by Kaylyn in my day to day life & I’m of mostly Western European descent.

Option #1: Adler

[German; meaning “eagle”]

Kaylyn Adler

Kaylyn R. Adler

Kaylyn Rose Adler

Option #2: Everhart

[German; meaning “brave boar”]

Kaylyn Everhart

Kaylyn R. Everhart

Kaylyn Rose Everhart

Which name stands out to you? Do you strongly like or dislike one or the other? All comments & feedback are greatly appreciated. :)

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Týr and Ēostre

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