Élodie Yung Puns

So after watching No Way Home my reaction was purely Holy Fucking Shit.

Basically I'm gonna try to pick up the pieces and do brief rundown of what the 4th MCU Spiderman movie should be (A fourth installment has been confirmed btw)

CAST

Tom Holland as Peter Parker/Spiderman

Vincent D'Onofrio as Wilson Fisk/Kingpin

Laura Harrier as Liz Toomes

Michael Mando as Mac Gargan/Scorpion

Jon Favreau as Happy Hogan

Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock/Daredevil

J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson

Timothée Chalamet as Harry Osborn

Steve Buscemi as Ben Urich

Keith David as Robbie Robertson

Michael Keaton as Adrian Toomes/The Vulture

Angourie Rice as Betty Brant

Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborn

Élodie Yung as Elektra

Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton/Hawkeye

Hailee Steinfeld as Kate Bishop/Hawkeye

Benedict Cumberbatch as Dr. Steven Strange

PLOT SYNOPSIS(JUST RUNNIG THROUGH THINGS NOT WELL THOUGHT OUT AND FAIRLY MESSY)

Basically the movie would start with Peter fighting crime while also still getting used to his new life. The real meat of the movie starts when Peter fights some vague mafioso and gets himself entangled with the Kingpin of crime. Peter would also now be going to college at Empire State University where he would meet Harry and re-meet-ish Liz Toomes(Who would become his new love interest). Because Peter is a struggling college student in need of money he'd go to work at one of the only places that he could actually get a job at The Daily Bugle this serves to further show how shitty his mental situation is.

Kingpin would hire Scorpion to hunt down Spiderman and this would serve as a way to introduce Daredevil, the Hawkeyes, and Elektra into the mix. Out of the four Daredevil would be the most prominent serving almost as a mentor/father figure to Peter. Back to the daily bugle thing while working at the daily bugle Peter would become friends with both Robbie Robertson and Ben Urich because of their genuine kindness and would become sympathetic to JJ after finding out that JJ's son died on a space flight and was never given fanfare like Superheroes are causing JJ to resent Superheroes, JJ would also strongly oppose Wilson Fisk and be nearly killed by Fisk before Spiderman saves him causing him to become less harsh towards spiderman.

In the background Toomes would also have been released from prison an figure out that Peter is Spiderman. Toomes would be redeemed in this by saving Peter during a fight. As for the memory thing Peter

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken