My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
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I threw my Airpods in the ocean because they weren’t working..

Now they want to sync..

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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How does the iCloud float when it's always syncing? (x-post from /r/shittyaskscience)

You would think it would sync all the way to the ground by now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonickid101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.

It's syncing right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iseb3881
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Apples new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic...

....is guaranteed to sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...

...but I can’t use it, it’s still syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
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My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1," his iPad "Titanic 2," and his MacBook "Titanic 3"

I asked him how he came up with those names.

He said, "Because they're all syncing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunyyan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I am dad now

This just happened at the dinner table. My Dad was talking about how he got up very early for work. The conversation went like this:

Dad: β€œMan, I woke up way too early this morning and it completely threw me out of sync.”

Me: β€œWell, why were you sleeping in the sink?”

My Mom rolled her eyes.

I am Dad now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLobster13
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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So my kids want to become a Boy Band

I went to their first practice, and they spent the whole time tripping over each other while trying to dance.

I guess they weren't N-Sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calmfan5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I threw my iPhone to the lake the other thay

It is still syncing now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thistardis
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I chanjed my ipods name to 'titanic'

It's syncing now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What did the Bluetooth speaker say when it fell in the quicksand?

Help! I’m syncing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fencer0923
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Did you hear about the cargo ship carry iPhones that went down in the Atlantic?

It's still syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Great list of excellent puns

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crΓͺpes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop

any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd

never met herbivore.

When chemists die, they barium.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

Why were the Indians in America first? They had reservations.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she

couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A theasaurus.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The

police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

My friend sent me these puns idk source just thought you would enjoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benschweiz
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My kid asked why I named our wifi ”ship”

But that’s how everything syncs

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I asked my daughter to help me because I'm having trouble downloading the Titanic soundtrack album onto my phone...

It just keeps syncing...

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No matter how much you push the envelope,

it'll still be stationery.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

When chemists die, they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the ends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PewPewWizard2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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A group of women formed a "boy band"

After a while of spending time together they were all N Sync

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3Dbabble
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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What does a plumber and the cloud both have in common?

Sync problems.

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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Washing your hands?

My parents are redoing the bathroom, so the vanity was in the living room. Talking to my mom about her broken Fitbit.

Her: I had it charging all day, and it won't connect to my phone. I tried to use the sync-

Me: but it's sitting on the couch!

Her: shamelessly shakes her head and high fives me

I'm gonna be good at this whole dad thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sngx94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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Anyone know how to make an iPhone float?

Whenever I plug it into my computer it starts syncing!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2016
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I just dropped my phone in the bath

Now it's syncing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdgasm12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I dropped my phone in the lake...

It’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic

It’s syncing now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I named my phone "The Titanic"

Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: β€œThe Titanic is syncing”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I named my IPod Titanic

It’s syncing now

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I changed my phone's name to Titanic.

Its syncing now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
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iPod

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says β€œThe Titanic is syncing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petar-Hr
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I renamed my IPod to Titanic.

It’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-One-Person2
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I changed my Iphones name to Titanic!

It's syncing now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
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I renamed my IPod "Titanic"

It's syncing as we speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
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What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?

Help! We’re syncing!

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Apple’s new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic

It’s guaranteed to sync.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanlonRazor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I changed my iPhone name to Titanic.

It’s syncing now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
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I bought an iPod and named it the Titanic

it's syncing

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I dropped my phone in the bathtub.

Now it's syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LolISux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Okay this isn't a typical Dad Joke but it's a dad joke.

So this just happened.

My dad walked into my room, said "So you think you can take on your old man," doing an exaggerated impression of a bad lip sync, threw a toy throwing star at me, and left. I have no further explanation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatoticNeutral
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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I named my Ipod as Titanic

And it's syncing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HutPlayer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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I named my iPhone titanic

Because it’s syncing Carl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manofsleep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1", his iPad "Titanic 2", and his iMac "Titanic 3"...

I asked him how he came up with the names and he got all excited and said: "Because they are all syncing"

Only dad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burton_gaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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I renamed my iPod 'Titanic'.

It's Syncing now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xConflict
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Dadjoked my mum after a few years of buildup

Background: had this ipod for forever, got a new one and gave the old one to my mum, she was putting more music on it.

Mum: Why did you name your ipod the Titanic? I never got the joke.

Me: So when you plug it in, the Titanic is syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suigenic
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