What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?

Investigator

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What's a bear with no Teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OWPMadRuski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A hockey player collided with another player on the ice and knocked out a few of his teeth.

However it was acci-dental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My wife to our son, "Go brush your teeth with your sister"

Me from the other room, "No, use a toothbrush".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Soter_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

My 5 year olds favorite joke to tell everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mundane_days
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Southern (US) dadjoke: Better brush ya teeth afore ya wind up with summer teeth!

Daughter: What are summer teeth?

Me: Well. Summer there. But some ain't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

My 5yo came up with this on his own, I know it’s probably been done before. He got a laugh and is proud of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooncricket18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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So we met a grizzly with no teeth

His name was a gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karrotmeimei
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a saw with no teeth?

A gnaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiritvsRobot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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This is one my 7 year old son said to me... I had a closed fist up to my face with my little finger extended and picking food out of my teeth. My thumb was also extended out. He looked at me and with a smirk on his face said to me...

Who's on the phone dad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pearly351
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyanLights
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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Me: "Be good with oral hygiene. Buying new teeth is really expensive."

Dad: "False."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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There's a guy I work with who lost all his teeth and refuses to stop talking...

I asked him today "why don't you ever shut up?" He responded "I find it hard to bite my tongue"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Creepyroblowe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2015
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What do you call a redhead with bad teeth?

Gingervitus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheASHTening
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I regret buying a boomerang with teeth on my recent trip to Australia.

It came back to bite me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I tried to tie my shoes with my teeth

I got a little tongue-tied thoug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISwearImNotABrony
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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I regret trying to patent a giant boomerang with teeth.

It came back to bite me in a big way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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This bearded man with crooked teeth and dirty clothes knocked on my door.

He said, "Have you got a place to sleep for the night?"

I said, "Yes, but thank you for the offer," and closed the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/To_live_r_die
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B33_H1V3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

a gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ivy_ally
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear🐻🐻🐻

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pakistani_pizza
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarvedttudd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do you call a panda with no teeth ?

A gummy Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Velociraptor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/top_gunj
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beatenthem
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholeangelada
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth...

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dullishmink5313
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth

Gummy Bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobo1234567777777
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What do u call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rmill13
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummi bear

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwtxranger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What'd do you call a Bear with No Teeth?

. . . A Gummy Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunny49820
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barwhalis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLoneTomatoe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawsthepug
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basicsaltine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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What do you call a bear with no teeth

A gummy bear

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