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👤︎ u/Gusadh
📅︎ Aug 08 2016
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Why are the sidewalks of Washington, D.C. so clean?

Because all the trash is in the White House.

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👤︎ u/nickmidas
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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Fellow cook just got me so terribly

This just happened 5 minutes ago. I work in a busy kitchen and I was changing these white trash bags around the kitchen. As I start heading outside with them, I'm moving around cooks while saying "coming through". This guy corrects me and says "say white trash". So I start yelling "white trash coming through" while everyone stares at me.

I can't believe I just fell for that.

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📅︎ May 21 2015
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On Sundays when my dad brings home breakfast desserts from the bakery...

Me: "Hey Dad, what's in the box?"

Dad: "That box? Nah that's just a box of trash! I found it on the side of the road!"

Me: "Really! C'mon Dad, whatcha get?"

Dad: "I'm telling you, it's a box of trash!"

My dad has never failed to use this line any time he gets that mysterious white box of baked goods (be it crumb cake, donuts, or cinnamon buns), and it's never failed to make me run immediately to the box to see what was really in it.

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👤︎ u/marzi725
📅︎ Aug 16 2013
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