A list of puns related to "White Horse"
Mayo-Neighs
A zebra.
Well I think it was white
......the barman says โainโt that a coincidence, our pub is named after you!โ โWhy did you name your Pub Eric?โ the horse replies.
A zebra.
A horse walks into a bar. "Hey" says the barman. "Yes please" says the horse.
He was a Veteran Aryan
A white horse fell in mud
A horse walked into a bar, the barman said "Hey" the horse replied "Sure"
He cuts the tail of one of them and that works for awhile, but it eventually grows back. So he cuts the mane off the other one and that works, too, but that grows back and once again he is stuck.
Finally he decides to measure the horses and discovers that the black one is a foot taller than the white one.
[real joke told to me by my dad]
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I donโt think theyโll fit me.
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but donโt turn it on.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโs a little fishy.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
โEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, โThe good news is..itโll feel better when it quits hurting.'โ
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโs tearable.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
โIโll call you later!โ- โPlease donโt do that. Iโve always asked you to call me Dad!โ
Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
โMy dad literally told me this one last week: โDid you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.โโ
โWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, โNo, just leave it in the carton!โโ
I got so angry the other day when I couldnโt find my stress ball.
If I had a dime for every book Iโve ever read, Iโd say: โWow, thatโs coincidental.โ
Iโm not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
How does a penguin build itโs house? Igloos it together.
โMe: โDad, make me a sandwich!โ Dad: โPoof, Youโre a sandwich!โโ
โI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
โHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? Theyโre all girls, otherwise theyโd be uncles.โ
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth โ its pasteurized before you even see it
โWhatโs Forrest Gumpโs password? 1forrest1โ
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: โDonโt worry; this is a piece of cake.โ I said: โNo, itโs a math problem.โ
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I donโt play soccer because I enjoy the sport. Iโm just doing it for kicks.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
... keep reading on reddit โก"Marvel to introduce female Thor. Women's status in comic books has gone from bad to Norse."
Funniest horse puns and jokes
A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. The landlord says: โHey, weโve got a whisky named after you.โ The horse replies: โWhat, George?โ
A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink. โEveninโโ says the barman, โwhy the long face?โ
A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar. The doorman says: โWait you canโt come in here without a tie.โThe horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck.He goes back in and says to the barman: โThis alright?โ The barman says: โHmm, okโฆ but donโt be starting anything.โ
A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness. He downs the lot and says to the barman: โI shouldnโt really be drinking this with what Iโve got?โ โWhy, what have you got?โ โAbout ยฃ2 and a carrot.โ
Which side of a horse has more hair? The outside Whatโs a horseโs favourite TV show? Neighbours
A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. โWill I be able to race this horse again?,โ he asks The vet replies: โOf course you will, and youโll probably win!โ
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
A dead horse walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
โIโm sorry, sir,โ says the barman. โWe donโt serve spirits..
A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. โExcuse me, good sir,โ the horse says, โare you hiring?โ The manager looks the horse up and down and says, โSorry, pal. Why donโt you try the circus?โ The horse nickers. โWhy would the circus need a bartender?โ
Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.
What did the horse say when it fell? โIโve fallen and I canโt giddyup!โ
Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible? The horseโs name was Friday.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!
What did the horse say when it fell? Iโve fallen and I canโt giddyup!
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? Why the long face?
What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bo
... keep reading on reddit โกA white horse fell in the mud.
I always hated this joke. Figured I'd let it torment you too.
For reference: Link to wiki
Some of these are done in a kind of "news headline"-style:
Choir leader fired after using too much sexual innuendo; "Lewd Ex Cantor."
Video on demand about a street where nothing happens; "Vod of the Boring Alley."
Man's brutal cousin turns out to be a great bloke; "Raw-Ted, Great Dude".
Panic spreads as toilet facilities take over the world; "Cry! Stall-Age."
A man orders a book of basic letters to look after his daughters belongings while he looks after the others; "ABC, Watch Her's!".
Sams brother cheats a dude; "Dean Cons the Peep."
A ride in the amusement park offers a wide range of emotions; "High! Low! Woo! Nah."
A weird and hard to describe new dessert; "Cold Lemon Thing."
A new star in stand up rises! Come see "Puntiff Sulyvahn."
Pirates start eating fava beans and a new drink is required; "Yo! Ho! The Chianti!."
A Long lived man has an unusual apetite for fish; "Old-Rick, Devourer of Cods".
In Bacteria-Town, a devastating disease strikes one inhabitant working at a hotel; "Cancer of the Borrelia Valet".
Roman god Cubid is ordered to take a woman to cave and kill her; "Drag and Slay Her Amor"
Osiris's statue has been in way too many marriages and people have started to call it; "Osiris the Consummated Thing."
The choir leader from before is transformed into a mushroom; "Champignon Cantor"
An english man becomes the leader of a Polish airplane company and gets nicknamed; "LOT-Rick"
An impatient tree person attacks a random mythical hunter; "Antsy Ent! Why Hern?!"
Horse named Elvis keeps making noise and a man shouts;"Neigh Less King!"
A child opens a chocolate egg and a white spirit jumps out; "Soul of Kinder"
Sorry about the possible typos.
Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
After my little brother told me a vulgar joke and my dad heard it:
Dad: Not bad, want to hear another dirty joke?
Bro: Yea sure
Dad: Three white horses fell in the mud.
(Dad starts cracking up as he walks away, brother shakes his head and goes back to PS3)
A Zebra
A white horse fell in the mud.
A white horse in a mud puddle.
A white horse fell in mud
A white horse fell in the mud.
Four white horses fell in some mud.
A white horse fell in the mud!
A white horse fell in brown mud
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