Did you know Danny DeVito has a cousin from the old west?

Danny BanDito.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bloatedplutocrat
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The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2020
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I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!

I was quicker to the draw.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snoo-lad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely....

.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2020
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What does Kanye West wear when he is sick?

Sneezys

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Candystormm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2020
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While traveling out west I found a house made of adobe...

Not sure who would build a building out of that company stock...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.

Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2020
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If Kanye West becomes president

The world will be more hip and hopeful.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fi-yah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2020
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Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.

And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NomadStar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2020
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Why did kanye west go to the hospital?

For a hip hoperation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GorgonzolasRevenge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2020
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Dora and Diego visit the North West in winter

Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:

"Wiper no Wiping!!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eldukae
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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The tide ebbed as the moon set in the west...

I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2020
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What did they call bacteria in the Old West?

Frontieria

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beetlebath
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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I had a friend who started crying and said he somehow once saw the sun rising in the west instead of the east.

He thought it was upsetting.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MCMajorGeo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2020
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In the old Wild West there was a notorious gang of dangerous outlaws, they’d just attacked a town.

The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.

After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said β€œLook sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”

The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.

The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says β€œwhere the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”

Deputy says β€œwell you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”

β€œBullshit!” Says the sheriff β€œyou stay here I’m going to check this out!”

So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.

The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.

Deputy says to the sheriff β€œ Boss what the hell happened!”

The sheriff looks up from the ground and says β€œBACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FleetChief
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2020
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I don’t trust people on the west coast who don’t like seafood.

There’s something fishy about them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Digomansaur
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2020
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I Laughed West At This Pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Retro_Code
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2020
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I saw a video of Kanye West baking 300 cakes at once.

No one man should have all that flour.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TD_KingJason
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2020
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What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?

I’m smelting!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2020
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I took my wife to the West Indies...

- Jamaica?

- No, she went on her own accord.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mickets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2020
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To the west is Baghdad and to the east are the Zagros Mountains

Looks like I'm stuck between Iraq and a hard place

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2020
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A three-legged dog walks into an old west saloon

and says, "I don't want no trouble, I'm jus' lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2019
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"You da bomb!" is a compliment in the West.

And an argument in the Middle East.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2019
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You can't trust the trees on the west side of the parking lot.

They get shady...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theriskjunky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2019
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Which sex hormone hates going west?

Eastrogen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29 2019
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My ship was sailing North but then it suddenly veered West and hit another ship...

It was an occident, I swear!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2019
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What do you call Kanye West prior to writing "Jesus is King?"

Ye of little faith

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hamsterwheel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
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I read that Russia opposes Israel's annexation of parts of the West Bank, well Putin can just go Crimea river
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tacojohn48
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2019
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post 1 year old? I'm the fastest crossposter in the wide wild west
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pyrio666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2019
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A newsletter from our local MP in West Melbourne, Tim Watts
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dontdousernanes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2019
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Why did the gender nonconforming prospector travel west in the 1800s?

Because there's gold in them/their hills.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/themeadows00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2019
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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West named their new born Psalm West. I have only one question.

Is it a hymn or a her?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alisha40s
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2019
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Kanye West?

Yes, and I can also East and South

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lion_OBrian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2019
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Who do you get a book from in west Africa

A Liberian

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2019
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Lots of violence could have been prevented in the Old West.

If only the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone else.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2020
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My wife moved to the west indies

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own free will

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anassis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2019
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely...

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2019
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West...

...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2019
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely...

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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