Will help create more accurate exhibits, if that's what you want. I've updated this to specify which game each animal can be found in, which hopefully makes it easier to sort. As before, I'll edit this as more species are added. Please enjoy!
Credit for original concept to u/ombrasulsole
Late Triassic Argentina
-Herrerasaurus ^1 ^2
Dense, cold, marshy forests
Late Triassic North America
-Coelophysis ^2
Probably mixed forest and coastal wetlands
Late Triassic Europe
-Ichthyosaurus ^2
Environment unknown
Early Jurassic North America
-Dilophosaurus ^1 ^2
-Coelophysis again ^2
Floodplains.
Early Jurassic Africa
-Coelophysis again ^2
Semiarid
Early Jurassic Europe
-Dimorphodon ^2
-Attenborosaurus ^2
-Plesiosaurus ^2
-Ichthyosaurus again ^2
Coastal delta
Early Jurassic Antarctica
-Cryolohposaurus ^2
Pine forest
Middle Jurassic Europe
-Proceratosaurus ^1 ^2
-Megalosaurus ^2
-Liopleurodon ^2
Environment unknown, but likely coastal
Middleish-lateish Jurassic Europe
-Metriacanthosaurus ^1 ^2
Tropical coastland.
Middleish-lateish Jurassic China
-Huayangosaurus ^1 ^2
Forest
Late Jurassic China
-Mamenchisaurus ^1 ^2
-Chungkingosaurus ^1 ^2
-Gigantspinosaurus ^1 ^2
Forest with a large lake
Late Jurassic Africa
-Kentrosaurus ^1 ^2
-Fragmentary remains that may have belonged to Ceratosaurus ^1 ^2
Semiarid coastline.
Late Jurassic North America
-Ceratosaurus ^1 ^2
-Allosaurus ^1 ^2
-Dryosaurus ^1 ^2
-Stegosaurus ^1 ^2
-Diplodocus ^1 ^2
-Apatosaurus ^1 ^2
-Camarasaurus ^1 ^2
-Brachiosaurus ^1 ^2
Semiarid plains with clumps of pine forest
Very Late Jurassic Europe
-Compsognathus ^1 ^2
Sparsely forested islands
Early Cretaceous China
-Mamenchisaurus again (only by being a wastebasket taxon) ^1 ^2
-Dsungaripterus ^2
-Wuerhosaurus ^2
Coastal woodlands
Early Cretaceous Central Europe
-Iguanodon ^1 ^2
-Baryonyx ^1 ^2
-Polacanthus ^1 ^2
Mixed marshland and forest
Early Cretaceous Argentina
-Amargasaurus ^2
Floodplains
Early Cretaceous Brazil
-Cearadactylus ^2
-Tropeognathus ^2
-Tapejara ^2
-Maaradactylus ^2
Coastal
Early Cretaceous Australia
-Minmi ^2
-Kronosaurus ^2
No environmental information
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... keep reading on reddit ➡It has been many years since last studied any Latin, but a tongue-in-cheek (and most certainly far from absolutely correct Latin) classification of certain strange species one can find in swimming pools... during open/public and lane swimming sessions.
The list is probably far from complete...
Firmum Seminiverbius (stable talker)
Members of this species can be found standing at the shallow end(s), deeply immersed in lengthy chats with other members of the same species. In both public and lane swimming sessions, they give murderous looks to swimmers whilst making it impossible for them to do turns of any kind. Theories abound on whether they are merely attracted to the humid environment, the chemicals in the water, or they are just passive aggressive species who keep energy expenditure to a minimum - most of the latter being taken up by the constant vocal output.
Ignarus Faustum (ignorant bliss)
Members of this species exhibit, from anthropocentric viewpoint, a facial expression of a deep state of bliss - whilst they are doing very slow breaststroke, or some imitation of it, in the fast lanes during lane swimming sessions.No matter how many swimmers overtake them and how many times, they always continue their activity with an unchanged blissful expression on their faces. This usually happens in pools supervised by another species, the Altum Inanis Oculi, which chooses not to notice the chaos ensuing in those lanes.
Inscitus Inscius (stupid ignorant)
They are an elusive species, but they can be seen during very busy public swim sessions in smaller pools. They choose to swim backstroke in the middle, never at the edges, of the busy pool.In order to produce maximum possible chaos, even in pools that have straight parallel lines or structures visible on the ceiling that they could use as reference, they perform backstroke either with a random wavy trajectory or at a random angle.The expression on their faces, when collisions occur, is something that is still being attempted to be classified by behavioural experts. One key trait is clear, though: members of these species, when accidentally hit, are the first to complain to representatives of the Altum Inanis Oculi species.
Centro Universum (centre of the universe)
Members of this species are a fascinating sight for both cognitive and behavioural scientists. They can be swimming breaststroke, with their head above the water, both eyes facing forward - but, in public swimming sessions,
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It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
Decided to start remaking my old list with all of the new animals from JWE2 - obviously they're not all confirmed yet, so I'll keep editing them in as they come. As always, credit to u/ombrasulsole for the original way back when.
Late Triassic Argentina
-Herrerasaurus ^1
Dense, marshy forests
Late Triassic North America
-Coelophysis ^2
Probably mixed forest and coastal wetlands
Early Jurassic North America
-Dilophosaurus ^1
Floodplains.
Early Jurassic Europe
-Dimorphodon ^2
Coastal delta
Middle Jurassic Europe
-Proceratosaurus ^1
Environment unknown, but likely coastal
Middleish-lateish Jurassic Europe
-Metriacanthosaurus ^1 ^2
Tropical coastland.
Middleish-lateish Jurassic China
-Huayangosaurus ^1
Forest
Late Jurassic China
-Mamenchisaurus ^1
-Chungkingosaurus ^1
-Gigantspinosaurus ^1
Forest with a large lake
Late Jurassic Africa
-Kentrosaurus ^1
Semiarid coastline.
Late Jurassic North America
-Ceratosaurus ^1
-Allosaurus ^1 ^2
-Dryosaurus ^1
-Stegosaurus ^1 ^2
-Diplodocus ^1 ^2
-Apatosaurus ^1
-Camarasaurus ^1 ^2
-Brachiosaurus ^1 ^2
Semiarid plains
Very Late Jurassic Europe
-Compsognathus ^1
Sparsely forested islands
Early Cretaceous China
-Mamenchisaurus again (only by being a wastebasket taxon) ^1
Environment unknown.
Early Cretaceous Central Europe
-Iguanodon ^1
-Baryonyx ^1 ^2
-Polacanthus ^1
Marshland
Early Cretaceous Argentina
-Amargasaurus ^2
Floodplains
Early Cretaceous Northern Africa
-Suchomimus ^1
-Ouranosaurus ^1
-Nigersaurus ^1
Coastal marshland with mangrove channels
Early Cretaceous North America
-Sauropelta ^1
-Deinonychus ^1
-Acrocanthosaurus ^1 ^2
Floodplain with scattered forests and highlands.
Earlyish Middleish Cretaceous Australia
-Muttaburrasaurus ^1
Floodplain
Middle Cretaceous Northern Africa
-Spinosaurus ^1
-Carcharodontosaurus ^1
Coastal marshland with mangrove channels
Middle Cretaceous Argentina
-Giganotosaurus ^1
All the environment information I have here is... rivers.
Middle Cretaceous North America
-Nodosaurus ^1
Environment unknown
Middleish Lateish Cretaceous Central Asia
-Archaeornithomimus ^1
-Crichtonsaurus ^1
No environmental information
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