If a Greyjoy were to marry a Dothraki warlord, their son would be named Khal Amari.
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👤︎ u/WenDMegs
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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Warlord assassination attempt gone terribly wrong.

A navy SEAL sniper was dispatched from a submarine on the coast of Africa with the mission of traveling inland to quietly take out a warlord. His only link to his superiors on the submarine was cellular messaging device. He arrived and had to lay in cover for days. A pride of lions eventually settled around him, making him very nervous. Circumstances then necessitated immediate action so the commander sent the SEAL messages ordering him to clear the area before the strike. Being in the midst of the pride the soldier couldn't move to check his phone. He then perished in the attack.

However, this is not the first person to miss the subtext because they couldn't read between the lions.

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👤︎ u/possferatu
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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If a Mongolian warlord got leprosy...

...he'd be a leperkhan.

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