I told my kids I served in the Baby Wars.

I was in the Infantry.

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If the family that popularized gull-winged doors had a baby girl, and they wanted to name her in honor of Star Wars...

She could be Amanda Mandalorian DeLorean

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In the Star Wars Universe, they don't eat baby wookiees ...

because they are a little chewy.

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Our baby isn't here yet but the Star Wars dad jokes are already here

Spoilers if you haven't seen the force awakens.

In the movie they are standing in the snow and Chewbacca interjects that he is cold to which Han replies "Oh really, YOU'RE cold?!"

Husband: I never noticed that line before. He's cold but he's wearing a fur coat. Me: He's not "wearing" it, it's his fur. Husband: Oh... Wookie mistake.

I had to stop the movie because I was busy facepalming. I'm 36 weeks pregnant, I guess he has to practice.

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Naming children

Had a bunch of friends with new babies recently and a few jokes for children's names came up. Would love to hear more.

1 - For wives who want their husbands to help in the middle of the night diaper changes, name your son Gotham. So at night you can whisper "Gotham needs you@ and your hubby can play batman

2 - Name your son Luke to relive Star Wars "Luke, I'm your father"

3 - name your daughter Sparta so when you introduce her you can say "THIS IS SPARTA!"

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