Dig a hole in me tonight
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GF: I love you

Me: I love the sequel GF: ....... Me: I love you 2 cue groans

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What do you call a DJing Witch?

A wicky wicky waa waa wiccan.

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What do thirsty ninjas drink?

Waa-tah!

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Got my 3 year old on the way home from vacation

We drove to Florida from the midwest for vacation last week. After fun in the sun all week, it was time to go home on Saturday. We had lots of movies for our 3 kids to watch including Hugo, which they had never seen.

My 3 year old doesn't like movies that aren't animated so as soon as she saw I was getting Hugo she starts up the whining: "I don't want to watch that, waa aah" and so on. So I turn around in my seat (the wife was driving) and say "We'll then, why don't Hugo to sleep."

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