3 Hilarious Vonnegut Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What is Kurt Vonnegut's favorite beer?

Lager House-Five.

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👤︎ u/tragicherohimself

📅︎ Sep 22 2017

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What's the difference between a enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme

Courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut in Jailbird pg 184

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👤︎ u/Officer-Gobbler

📅︎ Jul 19 2020

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My wife was turning on the garden hose for the season...

So I yell "God Bless You Mrs. Hosewater!"

She's not much of a Vonnegut fan but I was pretty proud of myself :)

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👤︎ u/twerq

📅︎ May 10 2015

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