Pasta la Vista
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Minimine35
šŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Pasta la vista baby
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šŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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hasta la vista
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Awesomeus-
šŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Tortilator: Pasta la vista

Ha Ha Ha Ha

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Stingyboi1
šŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Iā€™m buying an estate on a hill that is landscaped with nothing but hostas.

Iā€™m calling it Vista la Hosta, baby!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/GalenTK
šŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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My wife lamented that our newly planted hostas in the garden will probably die...

I quickly replied, if it happens, you can say Hosta la vista, baby.

That got me a round of slow clapping from the whole family.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tokyo-dawn
šŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What did the late tomato say?

What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?

"I'll ketchup"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/flubber68
šŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

A: Pasta la vista, baby!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/notdadbot
šŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What did the plant say when it left for the border?

Hosta la vista!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/olivewitharhyme
šŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I upgraded to Windows 7 today.

Hasta la Windows Vista baby!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DevonX
šŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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At a graduate seminar on operating systems

Professor: This paper is comparing Windows Vista performance against Windows 7 in the wild, but it makes no attempt to control for hardware, so it's not an apples-to-apples comparison.

Me: For an apples-to-apples comparison they'd need to compare OSX and iOS, wouldn't they?

(Yes, I really said this)

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/dspeyer
šŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit āž”

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šŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2016
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Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10 yet?

When I asked him he said

"I still love vista baby"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Kill_Frosty
šŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2016
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Making Dinner

My wife is making lasagne and was about to put it into the oven.

Her (to my son): "Say goodbye to the lasagne overkill_jnr!"

Me: "Say Pasta la Vista"

This got a hi 5 from my boy and a dirty look from the missus.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/overkill
šŸ“…︎ May 25 2015
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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

A: Pasta la vista, baby!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/notdadbot
šŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

A: Pasta la vista, baby!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/notdadbot
šŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What did the Italian say when he has leaving the kitchen?

Pasta la vista, baby

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/sgav
šŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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What did the spaghetti say when it fell off the table?

Pasta la vista!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/N0M3RCY117
šŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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What do you say when you're on a gluten free diet?

Pasta la Vista baby

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/AUMonster
šŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

"Pasta la vista, baby."

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