During lockdown, I managed to connect virtually with a Lion, Giraffe and Rhino all at the same time.
These zoo meetings are really taking off.
Asked my son if he and his friends, were playing the latest Virtual Reality game.
It took my friend a lot of balls to appear in the Reality TV show “Embarrassing Bodies”.
I cant believe how far virtual reality has come in my lifetime
What do you call a virtual reality raft?
Why did the unicyclist give up on virtual reality?
How do you humiliate a reality t.v. star ?
I really love the immersiveness of VR headsets...
It helps you get your head in the game.
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
My boss was surprised that pc screens were delivered before headsets...
Me : "it's because light travels faster than sound"
I'm only 20 please help
It’s crazy, all these people running these virtual races, starting all over the place.
Where do we draw the line?
In reality every person is a terraphil
It's a scientific fact: you can never be so attracted to an other person as you are attracted to the Earth
My kid playing virtual Battleship with her friend
Her friend: I-1
My kid: No, you didn't.
(This just happened)
Did you hear about the virtual pet dog?
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
I discovered a treasure trove of old dad jokes my grandfather had stashed away for future generations...
It was a virtual corny-copia of wit!
Kid started virtual decimal lessons today.
Equine problems
2 girls are chatting, one isn't particularly bright and seems very deep in thought, the other asks what she's thinking about, the not so bright one says she has an issue,
"I have had a horse for years and my parents have just bought me a new one which is virtually identical to the first and I'm struggling to work out which one is which."
The friend suggested she try cutting the mane short on one horse making it easy to identify.
The friend is over the moon and rushes away to try the suggestion.
A few weeks pass and the friends meet up,
The friend and how she got on with the mane cutting trick.
"It was fine for the first couple of weeks but the mane grew back so I'm back to square one."
The friend thinks for a while and suggests cutting the hair on the tail short making identification simple.
Again the girl rushes off to try the suggestion.
A few weeks later they meet again with much the same story, this time the friend suggests measuring the horses height to see if one is taller than the other.
A few weeks later they meet up, the not so clever one is ecstatic and proceeds to tell her friend how it went.
"It was amazing and I hadn't noticed but the black horse was 2 hands taller than the white one".
When most people see a Jalapeño pepper, they think it’s hot...
...when in reality, it’s actually a little chili.
Went outside with my work headset on..
Neighbor kid - "what are you playing?"
Me - "it's called Responsibility"
Kid - "any good"
Me - "nope.. It sucks"
What reality show is popular on the holodeck of Deep Space Nine?
Keeping up with the Cardassians!
Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year...
...so that’s just being hippocritical...
I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless...
What do you call it when your virtual assistant misunderstands your request?
Most of the attractive, single women I meet, are divorced...
Why did the mp3 not like the cheap headset?
BREAKING NEWS: To get a better response in Asia, Billie Dee Williams is being replaced with an virtually unknown actor.
People are already calling the character Rando Calrissian.
Reality is often disappointing...
Could you imagine a reality where every container you opened was filled with German sausage?
That's really the Wurst Case Scenario
Which kind of tea is hard to swallow?
I told a joke over my zoom call
It wasn’t even remotely funny
I ‘virtually’ see what you did there
Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails?
Based on reality
I come from a long line of procrastinaters, I'll tell you about it later
Can you imagine what would happen if a phone exploded in a VR headset?
There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
Today I connected virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at once.
These Zoo Meetings are really taking off!
I just watched a reality show where flat earthers try to find the edge of the world.
Unfortunately the finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
It took a lot of balls for my friend to go on the Reality TV show called “Embarrassing Bodies.”
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