I overdosed on Viagra once....

Hardest day of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBMV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.

If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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I've just found out my grandad is addicted to Viagra.

Nobody is taking it harder than my grandma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What are the two main ingredients in Viagra?

Miracle grow and fix a flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DANGEL_DANGEL
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.

Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Fact: viagra won’t make you James Bond...

... but it will make you Roger Moore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirstHomosapien
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What did Captain America say to his wife after taking Viagra?

"I can keep this up all night"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElgarRS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I just learned the medical name for Viagra

Mycoxaflopin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I had a Viagra last night and it got stuck in my throat

I woke up with a stiff neck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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a viagra shipment was stolen

police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samboooody
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I just read in the news there is now viagra for your eyes

Apparently they make you look hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Viagra is now available in a teabag format. It doesn't improve your performance...

....but it stops your biscuit from getting soft..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I took 3 viagra...

It was a hard day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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My grandpa, after taking viagra

Thought long and hard about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult

But I didn’t expect it to be that hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paradigm_Shiftz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Niagara sounds like the antonym of viagra. Now you know why it falls.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tidduu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I took a viagra this morning but it got stuck in my throat

I’ve had a stiff neck all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kapncrutch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Apparently 'Viagra' is now available in powder form specially for tea. Well, it's not for enhancing your sexual libido................

.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My friend died of viagra overdose

What a hard way to go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/username6y6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Viagra is the worst medicine for depression.

Because everything will get only harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrokraj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Viagra worth thousands of dollars was stolen from the pharmacy yesterday.

They are looking for hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funchaloe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that mistook the whiteout bottle for the viagra bottle?

He wound up with a massive correction and his wife was heavily censored

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADDrenalgland
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Our whole family is really worried about grandpa's viagra addiction...

Grandma is taking it particularly hard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Make sure your Viagra is made in the USA.

you don't want Russia meddling in your erection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Why did the nurse give Viagra to all the old men in the nursing home?

. . . To keep them from rolling over and falling off the bed. Kick stand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYC_Dweller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I use viagra for sunburn

It doesn't heal it but it does keep the sheets of my legs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Did you here a bout the guy who died of a viagra overdose.

They couldn't close his casket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiddiediddler69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Did you see Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra?

At least he died hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P_SIMO1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Purchasing Viagra is the best way to stimulate the economy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jdabby32
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Is the Viagra I've been sold fake?

As it stands, no.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I'll be performing on stage after the band Viagra Boys

That's a hard act to follow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Why can't men on Viagra dance?

Because they're stiff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I don’t know why I was fired from the Viagra factory.......

The surveillance camera showed me hard at work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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I overdosed on viagra once...

Hardest day of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that overdosed on Viagra?

It was the hardest day of his life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AreYouChi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I just learnt the medical name for Viagra

Mycoxaflopin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thistardis
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I recently found out the medical name for Viagra

Mycoxaflopin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarl_draven
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I overdosed on Viagra yesterday

It was the hardest day of my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spitfirepm235
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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A viagra overdose

Must be a hard way to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamPage09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I overdosed on viagra once;

It was the hardest day of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0theoneandonly0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I've just learnt the medical name for viagra.

Mycoxafloppin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond...

But it will make you Roger Moore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Viagra shipment stolen

Cops looking for a bunch of hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I overdosed on viagra once.

Hardest day of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luceleven
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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A shipment of Viagra has been stolen

Police looking for hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eplow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I overdosed on viagra once

It was the hardest day of my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puuhapete101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What is the difference between Niagara and Viagra?

Niagara Falls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anman4200
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Breaking news: An entire shipment of Viagra has been stolen.

The polices are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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