I overdosed on Viagra once....
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I've just found out my grandad is addicted to Viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than my grandma.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What are the two main ingredients in Viagra?
Miracle grow and fix a flat
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︎ Jan 08 2021
This just in: 2 robbers just hijacked a truck delivering a supply of viagra.
Everyone be on the lookout for 2 hardened criminals.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Fact: viagra wonβt make you James Bond...
... but it will make you Roger Moore.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What did Captain America say to his wife after taking Viagra?
"I can keep this up all night"
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I just learned the medical name for Viagra
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I had a Viagra last night and it got stuck in my throat
I woke up with a stiff neck
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︎ Nov 26 2020
a viagra shipment was stolen
police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals
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︎ Sep 06 2020
I just read in the news there is now viagra for your eyes
Apparently they make you look hard
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Viagra is now available in a teabag format. It doesn't improve your performance...
....but it stops your biscuit from getting soft..
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I took 3 viagra...
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︎ Oct 09 2020
My grandpa, after taking viagra
Thought long and hard about it
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︎ Oct 02 2020
They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult
But I didnβt expect it to be that hard
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Niagara sounds like the antonym of viagra. Now you know why it falls.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I took a viagra this morning but it got stuck in my throat
Iβve had a stiff neck all day
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Apparently 'Viagra' is now available in powder form specially for tea. Well, it's not for enhancing your sexual libido................
.............. But it won't let your dipped biscuit 'Go Soft'
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︎ Jul 15 2020
My friend died of viagra overdose
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Viagra is the worst medicine for depression.
Because everything will get only harder.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Viagra worth thousands of dollars was stolen from the pharmacy yesterday.
They are looking for hardened criminals.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Did you hear about the guy that mistook the whiteout bottle for the viagra bottle?
He wound up with a massive correction and his wife was heavily censored
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Our whole family is really worried about grandpa's viagra addiction...
Grandma is taking it particularly hard...
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︎ Jun 01 2019
Make sure your Viagra is made in the USA.
you don't want Russia meddling in your erection
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Why did the nurse give Viagra to all the old men in the nursing home?
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To keep them from rolling over and falling off the bed. Kick stand.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
I use viagra for sunburn
It doesn't heal it but it does keep the sheets of my legs
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Did you here a bout the guy who died of a viagra overdose.
They couldn't close his casket.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Did you see Bruce Willis overdosed on Viagra?
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Purchasing Viagra is the best way to stimulate the economy
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Is the Viagra I've been sold fake?
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︎ Dec 17 2018
I'll be performing on stage after the band Viagra Boys
That's a hard act to follow
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Why can't men on Viagra dance?
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︎ Jul 21 2019
I donβt know why I was fired from the Viagra factory.......
The surveillance camera showed me hard at work.
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︎ Aug 09 2018
I overdosed on viagra once...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Did you hear about the guy that overdosed on Viagra?
It was the hardest day of his life!
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I just learnt the medical name for Viagra
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︎ May 29 2020
I recently found out the medical name for Viagra
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︎ Jan 02 2020
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday
It was the hardest day of my life
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︎ Sep 26 2019
A viagra overdose
Must be a hard way to go.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
I overdosed on viagra once;
It was the hardest day of my life.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
I've just learnt the medical name for viagra.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
VIAGRA: It won't make you James Bond...
But it will make you Roger Moore.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Viagra shipment stolen
Cops looking for a bunch of hardened criminals
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︎ Mar 06 2019
I overdosed on viagra once.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
A shipment of Viagra has been stolen
Police looking for hardened criminals.
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︎ Jan 11 2019
I overdosed on viagra once
It was the hardest day of my life
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︎ Aug 09 2019
What is the difference between Niagara and Viagra?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Breaking news: An entire shipment of Viagra has been stolen.
The polices are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
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︎ Jul 27 2018
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