A man who recently had vertebral surgery was asked to watch a horror movie. His response:

No thanks, I don’t have the spine for it.

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👤︎ u/Maxusthebeast
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The Goblin Shark Is The Oldest Living Vertebrate...

...Living Up To 400 Years Old!

Marine 1 - How Do They Know That?

Marine 2 - They Checked His Birth Certificate.

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👤︎ u/Colossal_chris
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