A list of puns related to "Vermiculation"
Hi all!
We recently bought a house (we are from Canada) with the intention of doing Γ lot of renovations. We are both amateurs, but my husband have quite a lot of experience from previous homes and great contacts. We completly stripped the living room, dining room and kitchen to make a big open space. While tiring down a wall in the kitchen, it snowed vermiculitis dust.... which was strange as the previous owners declared only fiberglass insulation.... only to find eventually lots of it in some of the attic spaces (only the ones we had to pierce a wall to see), there was fiberglass insulation around the only attic trap....
First thing we do is testing, and it was positive for asbestos..... had bah anxiety about it, made a lot of research to convince myself we are not already dying from cancer....
Now, we don't want to leave it there. We will contact specialized contractors. However i would like to know what to expect. The vermiculitis isnt only in the attic, it spreaded in the walls. What is a contractor gonna do after sucking the vermiculitis in a appropriate vacuum? Once it is done, how do they determinate the air is safe to breath? We have a forced-air furnace which mean the air all around the house is already contaminated ?
My husband wants to do as much as possible by ourselves (we have n95 and the "purple pompom " mask, access to disposable clothing). We however are unsure about how to be sure the air is clean after we take out everything and seal the entrances.
Would appreciate the insights ! Sorry for my bad grammar, not a native speaker but doing my best ;)
TLDR; vermiculitis with asbestos, what to expect ? And yes i read the asbestos files of this reddit :)
Noun - (1) A small worm or grub; (2) A worm-like body or structure
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
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Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
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