A list of puns related to "Ventriloquist Dummy"
Heβs telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum haired beauty jumps to feet, βwhat gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?βshe demands. βWhat does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?β
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology
βYou keep out of this! She yells, βIβm talking to that little jerk on your knee!β
It was a slow death but a beautiful finish.
Heard this one on Whose Line last night. Credit to Ryan Stiles.
I think my resume speaks for itself
He's always talking out of his ass.
His puppeteer.
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