A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on the lap.

He’s telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum haired beauty jumps to feet, β€œwhat gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?”she demands. β€œWhat does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology

β€œYou keep out of this! She yells, β€œI’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My uncle was a ventriloquist dummy. He died drinking furniture polish.

It was a slow death but a beautiful finish.

Heard this one on Whose Line last night. Credit to Ryan Stiles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mosk915
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I always bring a ventriloquist dummy with me to job interviews

I think my resume speaks for itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Did you hear about the ventriloquist whose dummy looks like a donkey?

He's always talking out of his ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What does a ventriloquist's dummy use to hear?

His puppeteer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenkeTime
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