Vehicle To Vehicle Puns

A list of puns related to "Vehicle To Vehicle"

My niece was shocked to find out the price of new tires for her vehicle

I told her it was because of inflation.

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👤︎ u/PlayboyCG
📅︎ Sep 22 2022
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If you are planning to buy an electric vehicle, remember one thing—-you can’t pay in cash.

They..need to be charged.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 27 2022
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A lot of people don't know it is illegal to power an electric vehicle with sodium

It turns out, if you do it, you will be charged with a salt

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👤︎ u/canyuse
📅︎ Jul 15 2022
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A vehicle wanted to break into the luxury car market

So it decided to Audition

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👤︎ u/betib25
📅︎ Jul 28 2022
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What did the driverless electric vehicle say to the cop after being pulled over?

Are you going to charge me now?

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👤︎ u/Past_Dragonfruit_191
📅︎ Apr 13 2022
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What kind of licence do you need to drive an electric vehicle?

Does it have to be a current licence?

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👤︎ u/dweebken
📅︎ Feb 19 2022
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I have several drivers, driving a $400,000 vehicle to commute to work

I take the bus to work

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👤︎ u/chizhi1234
📅︎ Mar 05 2022
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my cousin said ""i travelled from Tehran to Baghdad with no money or vehicle"

so i asked: "how did you do it?"

he replied with: "iran the whole way"

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👤︎ u/Hurtkopain
📅︎ Nov 24 2021
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The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...

It's a mootual fund.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"

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👤︎ u/LordCinko
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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What is the best vehicle to get a jump from?

A cargo van.

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👤︎ u/FatchRacall
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!

I guess tri, tri again is the way.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call a vehicle that just wants to greet people ?

Haudi

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?

The Swasti-car.

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👤︎ u/PotatokingXII
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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I really want to have my own vehicle

Too bad I can't af-ford one.

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👤︎ u/alecrainier
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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This jerk in an expensive vehicle cut me off and expected me to get out of his way.

Ambulances, I can't stand them.

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👤︎ u/wspoons5
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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What's the scariest vehicle to be in?

A freight train

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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I like to have sex in my vehicle in public

I guess you can call me an Expeditionist.

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👤︎ u/maybejaeby
📅︎ Feb 19 2020
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What did the snail say to his voice activated vehicle when it asked him if he was ready to go for a drive

Yes car go

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👤︎ u/absurd-bird-turd
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.

Sorry for the Saab story.

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👤︎ u/Tx_Deception_Tx
📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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If Incubus decides that on their next tour they only want to travel by land, they should call their vehicle The Incu Bus
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👤︎ u/Bindibus
📅︎ Feb 06 2015
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What do you call a multi-passenger vehicle that cannot travel to India?

Colum-bus

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👤︎ u/HHStorm21
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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What kind of vehicle likes to flirt a lot?

A pickup truck.

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👤︎ u/beto832
📅︎ Apr 17 2018
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The underwater vehicle team turned in a good proposal to NOAA...

The sub-mission submission was excellent!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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He didn't want to pay a whole lot for the four-wheel drive off road vehicle

He was trying to get it dirt "jeep"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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Why did the Chicken take its vehicle to, the mechanic?

Bad strut.

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👤︎ u/CommaHorror
📅︎ Jan 09 2018
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The other day, for some reason unknown to me, I was pulled over by a local police vehicle. I rolled down my window and placed both hands on the steering wheel and waited. I noticed that the officer approaching the car was a woman...

When she got to the window I asked, "What's the problem officer?"

Her face darkened with anger and she replied, "You don't know?"

I answered, that I didn't.

She asked again, "You honestly don't know?"

I replied, "No ma'am, I have no idea."

Then she angrily replied, "Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you."

With that she turned and stomped angrily back to her car, got in, slammed the door and smoked the tires as she sped away...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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I was in Drivers Ed and my teacher (mid 50's father of 2) was talking about what to do if there is a large vehicle in the way.

"For example, if there is a big UPS truck in the road what do you do? Wait, actually, did you guys hear about the merger happening between UPS and FedEx?"

A round of confused "no's" pop up around the room

"Yes, they are merging, I hear they are going to now be called FedUps..."

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👤︎ u/ChiefTief
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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