If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...

Then Soviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Son: When geese fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?

Dad: Probably because there are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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As a dad, I won't let my kids watch any shows on t.v. with orchestra in it....

Too much sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

Because there are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempestWest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?

More ducks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimplisticAnswer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
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why was V the impostor

it comes after U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeff-herebois
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why don't owls fly in a V formation?

Because if they did they'd be vowels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmememan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrscottib23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?

Everyone loves smooth saline!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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In a Student v.s. Teacher competition

who schools who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TNormus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I really upset my wife when she asked what was on the T.V.

"Dust." I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamerspoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwFYGwA62ng
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πŸ‘€︎ u/burninglizzard
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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A judge is hearing a case. 'The people V. United Parcel Service' and determines that the trucks area nuisance and a danger to the town. He decides to ban all their trucks from the town and calls his ruling:

'UPS Truck Shun of Justice'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnexampledSalt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Teacher: β€œJohnny, can you spell weather?” Johnny: β€œW...E...V...V...A” ...

Teacher: β€œWell that is the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a while!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Empty V is my favorite channel
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Why do birds fly in a V-shape?

because it takes too long to walk in a V-shape

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chilly78765
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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M a k a r o v i
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yachtman24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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People say I pronounce my b’s and v’ like a Russian...

Then Soviet...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_120603
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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MT V
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πŸ‘€︎ u/burtybob92
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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does this count? found these two while watching an old nigahiga video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tDRBb0apDg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabeThyGodly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I've just watched a T.V. documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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See, the thing about T.V dinners is that you don’t get leftovers...

...you get re-runs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FprtuneREX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?

The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Some people will get it, some no :V
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πŸ‘€︎ u/josefcvs
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Why is one side longer then the other when ducks fly in a V?

Because there’s more ducks on that side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanpatrick2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkinDeep69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?

There's more ducks on that side.

(As told by my father)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RMiller517
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Do you know why when geese are flying, one side of the V is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumie102
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foshizi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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If pronouncing my B’s as V’s makes me sound russian...Then soviet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roody_killer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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When you see birds flying in a β€œv” shape, you’ll see more birds on one side than the other. Want to know why?

It’s because there are more birds on that side.

... I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toasterpoodle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?

Because there’s more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philonic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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If pronouncing b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian

Then Soviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Did you ever notice when geese fly in a 'V', one side is longer? Want to know why?

There's more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpcent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

There are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesearejazzhands
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?

Because there's more birds in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wc93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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If pronouncing by b's like v's makes me sound Russian, then Soviet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/allnerdsbewareme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Sometimes when birds fly, they fly in a V shape, and sometimes one side of that V is longer than the other. You know why that is?

There's more birds on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BDKhXc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There’s more birds on one side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBatman23
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