He said no strings attached.
Because they're trained to make insertions without anybody noticing.
It's always two-tired.
.. but all I got was 20,000 matches.
Yesterday we were both chased by another dog
I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches
I always put them in the bin straight after I buy them...
Is it an irrelevant?
I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches
It showed 3,654 matches instead!!!
Buoyant
What about an ant with good eyesight?
Observant
What about an angry ant?
Rant
An ant unable to do anything?
Cant
An ant that won?
Triumphant
An annoying ant?
Unpleasant
A useless ant?
Irrelevant
An eccentric ant?
Extravagant
A nomad ant?
Errant
A sleepy ant?
Dormant
An ant that is well dressed?
Elegant
An ant that lives far away?
Distant
A genius ant?
Brilliant
This joke?
Redundant
I told him plenty of times to tag a telly but he kept rushing off to the pasta aisle
Amazing work, but it was useless to him. He doesnβt know how to drive a stick shift.
Lately there's been a trend where people post other useless information along with the joke like "I came up with it yesterday doing whatever" or "my 6 month old child came up with this and I'm so proud". These are pointless info. People also tend to give entire transcript of the IRL events that lead to the joke like "X was doing _ and Y said _ and I said [pun]" You should turn these words into the joke format.
P.S: Don't redundant "Don't kill me" or "I'll see myself out", it's literally the place for bad jokes
Ian.
Next time I'll just pay for a racket.
circles because they are pointless
Dad: If only I knew how awesome rubber was when I was younger, I wouldn't have to waste money on these useless toys
'You can always serve as a bad example!!'
Google is useless- I tried searching up lighters, but it just gave me 13,756,072 matches.
Explanation- Matches refers to a substitute for a lighter, but also to the search results that Google provides :)
Elon Musk could launch a perfume line and call it Elon's Musk.
A zero-point energy gun.
Yep, he was the trivia knight.
A word to the stupid might actually change something.
Le Z
http://imgur.com/a/n8SEU
But how are you meant to find yourself within if you don't have one?
You can always be used as a bad example!
Teacher: I forbid you to say that to yourself!
But all I got was ten thousand matches.
They are both deaf with a C.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 18,346 matches.
all they had was 15,809 matches
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 12579 matches
I tried to search for a lighter but all I got was 13958 matches
I tried looking up lighters and all they had were thousands of matches.
All I found was 13,769 matches
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
