A survivalist cooks ursa meat with women in bikinis who just got their braces off

Bear Grylls grills bear with bare girls with bare grills

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👤︎ u/zatch17
📅︎ Nov 22 2015
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Polar bears have been introduced in the Antarctic. What are these polar bears now called?

Polar opposite bears

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👤︎ u/everflow
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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What'd do you call a Bear with No Teeth?

. . . A Gummy Bear

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👤︎ u/sunny49820
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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there is a serious lack of possible bear puns, can any of you think of more?

The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.

  1. bear double meaning with tolerate

  2. pandanother thing

  3. grizzly double meaning with horrific

4)kodiak double meaning with camera

5)koalalifications

6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".

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